Tim

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[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

@dbarbella Apologies for not offering a barf bag. Something tells me we'll need some.

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

@Vets4Mets @Mets Makes too much sense!

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

@HolaFireMedic It'll be a fun story if he can achieve it. Might be too distant in the past where he was used that way. I still had hair.

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@LuisRos98761417

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

@dtamberelli I had no idea. The Mets do have the two best Petes after all. The plot thickens...

Appreciate you reading and following. I always envisioned you as one of the stars of a TV pilot a friend of mine and I wrote together. I hope life is treating you well!

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

I never thought anything would top my son saying "I love you" and giving me a hug for the first time.

Then yesterday he saw a baseball highlight and said "more baseball" after it ended.

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

@kstrauss11 It's amazing how quickly they pick up on these things.

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

I dare you to find anyone else more universally beloved than Bob Uecker.

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

MLB Network mourns the passing of Hall of Fame broadcaster Bob Uecker.

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

Boris has sent Alonso into a MLB free agent gulag.

[MetCast @MetCastPod]

“Pete Alonso made a major mistake. Got greedy and signed on with Scott Boris.”

“He was expecting Aaron Judge money”

- @sal_licata

I agree with Sal.

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

@TomsRiverTom1 White Castle does not get enough credit for destroying my insides.

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

Cure for cancer: Stop diagnosing cancer.

[Larry Cook @stopvaccinating]

I’m 60 years old.

When I was growing up and going to school in the 70s and early 80s, I do not remember even ONE student being autistic or being on the spectrum or acting differently than everyone else.

NOT ONE

You?

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

The 99 cent store has the lowest cost razors per blade.

Ignore the fact you'll cut yourself with each stroke.

[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

Arkansas now has the lowest cost of living in America. For those keeping track, in the past week Arkansas ranked:

#1 for lowest cost of living
#1 for economic growth
#1 for inbound movers

Conservative leadership works!

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

"Ivanka's not his wife? But I've seen pictures!"

GROANS

"And to think I voted for him 3 times...THIS election."

-Krusty the Clown having a revelation

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

@TomsRiverTom1 I've also been told by son's pediatrician introducing peanuts/peanut butter early is what can help prevent an allergy to it. I'm guessing the fearmongering in the 1990s led to many parents not even introducing it, thus the rise. Gluten allergies...change in ingredients?

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

@TomsRiverTom1 I remember one kid and she had to drink a smelly yellow drink every day and one time it exploded and literally hit the ceiling.

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

Mike Francesa says we have nothing to worry about with these drones.

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know how to build a bomb shelter?

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

This makes a lot of sense considering the drone sightings began about 3 weeks before December 2.

[TV News Now @TVNewsNow]

WATCH: Belleville, New Jersey mayor Michael Melham tells FOX5 that radioactive material in New Jersey went missing on December 2nd.

“We’re aware of a threat that came in through Port Newark. Maybe that's radioactive material.”

“There is an alert that's out right now that radioactive material in New Jersey has gone missing on December 2nd. It was a shipment.”

“It arrived at its destination. The container was damaged and was empty.”

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson took place on November 15 and viewers were outraged. Three days later, mysterious drones start popping up. Distraction???

[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

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[Tim @BaseballBoyle]

My future brother-in-law works for the military. I asked him what he knows about the drones. Here's what he said: