Misfortune Cookie

not contained between my (red sox) hat and boots

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I don’t care that Andrew Tate has cancer

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This might be the worst pitched inning I have ever seen by Samaniego. It looks like batting practice.

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@tylermilliken_ He’s a minor league manager in maybe the toughest media market in the entire country. I don’t expect much from him as far as handling the media.

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@RedSoxEnjoyer24 @Jared_Carrabis Even if we hope against hope to scrape into the wildcard and get hot in the absolute best case scenario, we get curb stomped by the Dodgers at the end.

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@APeterson711934 @tylermilliken_ Honestly with the way Durbin/ Story has shit their pants, signing a true utility player like IKF could end up being one of the better moves Craig has made. WC goes down again and our infield options are going to get sparse.

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Kiké has that look pitchers get when they tear their UCL.

Guarantee you he felt something go in his knee. I hope this isn’t the last we see of one of the most entertaining baseball players of this generation.

[Chad Moriyama @ChadMoriyama]

Well that's not good.

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Greg Weissert is current rocking a 50% clip on Inherited Runners Scored

He isn’t a high leverage reliever Red Sox pls stop

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@BaileyMart9x @Jared_Carrabis @R19S97 @Fraulein89 Damn bro that’s funny coming from somebody who keeps butting into this fucking conversation over and over and replying to everyone

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@ezekiel_henson @WebsterOnTV Be careful what you wish for bro. When I met Jahmai at Fenway he just said “get mogged”, ripped my shirt open and kept patting my belly and calling me “fat boy”. TC came around the corner to defend me and Jahmai just kept saying “get lost, baldy – fat boy here doesn’t need you!”

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@Jared_Carrabis @BaileyMart9x @R19S97 @Fraulein89 It’s fucking podcast “fans” too is what kills me. They follow everything you do, eat up the content like candy and then immediately try to jump on and cancel you when something that obviously doesn’t smell right crops up. It blows my mind.

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@tessiesbestie It was dead dead. Now he looks like a total dick where before last night he woulda come out unscathed

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@Jared_Carrabis @KraigWith_A_K @botsy_ He’s definitely gonna play victim with the “I was just defending myself” but the thread he replied to on Reddit was very low level speculation on what happened by fans. He was recieving nothing but support on that thread there was NO reason to come out in the replies like that

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@TolleEnthusiast Thank you @TolleEnthusiast I thought I was going fucking crazy with these people’s insane worm-brained takes about Jared somehow being the bad guy here

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@Jared_Carrabis THAT is run prevention

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@g___hasselhoff Lmao Story like “whatever loser” and WC just comes out like “NAH FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKER”

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@RhettPowellFB @Jared_Carrabis I get the sentiment but in this case I don’t know. This is a pretty drastic breakdown

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@tylermilliken_ @RedSoxHateMe @AriA1exander It’s not elbow, I’m not that concerned

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@JonathanBaumst4 Who tf is Sanchez

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@tylermilliken_ Didn’t he go to an outside hitting instructor prior to the whole fiasco? It’s very telling he had to do that

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@LetsGoRedSox517 @Jared_Carrabis Romans AB in the first really stuck out

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@AndrewSabedra @tylermilliken_ Okay but Cora was supposed to be the eyes guy, and he kept Story in to a fault