John Schimek

Christian. Married. Father of 8. Sports, wrestling, music, video games. I fix locomotives for a living. Fluent in movie quotes and sarcasm.

[John Schimek @BaseballFan1982]

@pointmadebball He didn't leap across the court because he is awkward... he did it because he is a dirty player. Period.

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@METAVERZUZ https://t.co/vOjQsDuUlr

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@FullAccessHoops Now show a few frames before this when it was all ball and no arm. 🤡

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@SpursCulture The level of cope here is unreal. 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

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@waytopulkit @Jason @NBAOfficial Spurs fans have less than zero credibility on ANY foul call or non foul for all of eternity between the Wemby chokeslam move on Jalen and that goofy gazelle Kung fu leap he made. Sit down.

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@samschwartz71 @Jason @NBAOfficial He still clearly jumps. Nice try though.

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@PopcornPost_ Edit: Can't forget Tom Cruise! He has a long list of action flicks.

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@PopcornPost_ Hard to deny Keanu Reeves when he has Speed, The Matrix, AND John Wick.

Kurt Russell should also be considered.

I can even see an argument for Jason Statham.

[JeremyUnplugged @JeremyUnplugged]

INCREDIBLE VIEW.

Watch the crowd reaction in this aerial view of MSG after the OG tip in.

Shot by: @cooperohearn

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@danny_knicks He will fold like a cheap suit.

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@ShieldWhale @WesleyHuntTX That's not the point he's making, dummy.

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@AmazingPopPod Coach Bombay

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@ibrycecrawford Someone contact the local animal control authorities and report this sicko 🤢🤮

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

It’s still so funny that the Left went all in on saying this was a stupid waste just for it to turn out to be one of the clearest upgrades ever

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@nypost

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@bulletinindy Derrrrp. 🙄

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@SilkymetaX @MrBaddog7676

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@MrBaddog7676 If you were to believe Spurs fans, the 7'4" player got yeeted several feet across the court and into the air by a Knicks player....

Or, you use your own eyes and conclude that Wemby is either just a dirty player or a French assassin working in America.

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@TheTruth8240 True

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@NJD316 @BrandonThurston @POSTwrestling No one is forcing her to settle. 🤡