Alvin Seville

Parody Account | The Alpha Chadmunk | Big Dick is real and he's me.

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

OOC: Gonna pin this to calm my anxiety, but allow me to explain the mission statement of this account: I am out to play the most "problematic" version of Alvin that I can without crossing any of the obvious taboo lines.

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@YorXFamily now that thats outta the way you doin anything tonight

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@reallyredriot of course its unmanly im a chipmunk you dink

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@YorXFamily i said what i said

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@YorXFamily dont believe everything you read in the tabloids baby the only animal i eat is pussy like a boss

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@YorXFamily uuuuuhhhhhhhh no it wasnt it was uuuuuhhhhhh just happened idk

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@TheC0ntrolDevil i dont know what thats all about but how about you subservience me a sandwich

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

yo whats crackin its ya boi teen gohan tellin u if ya wanna join my harem then u gotta go to alvins house i look a little different but thats because i got plastic surgery to look hot as fuck

[Him. @SonGohanAdult1]

i don't have a harem i don't have a harem i don't have a harem i don't have a harem i don't have a harem i don't have a harem i don't have a harem i don't have a harem

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@YorXFamily idk it was just minding my own business playing with matches and suddenly fwoosh

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

whats crackin im here too

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

god damn what the fuck did i miss did everyone die yall really cant hold shit together without me

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

and when the world needed him the most https://t.co/yRux647uCJ

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

*says the n word in front of your family at the dinner table*

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

damn bitch what crackin

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@Jetpeggywb @PenisShitFart

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

lets ratio this stupid fuck with my fat chipmunk nuts

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@GodOfBrown @Shado_WRLD someones getting a cease and desist real fucking soon

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@wrath2obsession nice try buddy but im gonna live forever

[Alvin Seville @BasedAlvin]

@wrath2obsession go ahead and report me bitch, it'll only make me come back stronger and make you look more insecure