Based Beckett

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[rosbifenthusiast @rosbifenth10032]

Appropriate that as we sink ever further into decline we end up with ministerial titles at the level you get in chaotic juntas where everyones a Colonel General

[Braxton McCoy @braxton_mccoy]

We carved this guy’s face into a mountainside because he cared more about conserving the gifts God gave us than he did about the GDP.

[Alyssa Hazel, Page Turner @AlysssaHazel]

>Be Me
>Worried I'm becoming meaner online
>Decide to try and be nicer
>Go online
>"They've destroyed the bones of Saint Nick"

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@BLAIMGame I was not invited, and I am paying my respects in Great Yarmouth. Weaponising remembrance is very poor taste indeed.

[norðanvindur @nrdnvndr]

...he says, while surrounded by Indians. 🫩

[ADONIS @adonispara]

It is unnatural that I have to beg employment from someone I could feasibly kill in hand to hand combat.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

We've gone from British teenagers serving coffee in high street cafes to grown Indian men working those jobs - an almost total replacement in five years.

This is not a good development. It must be reversed.

[Timur Seyfelmlyukov @Timque]

Allahu Akbarriers

[The Daily Sneed™ @Tr00peRR]

reminder

[Smoke Detector @smokedetector_]

GM everybody

[Bigot @Bigot14_]

"How do black people know their ancestors were slaves when they don't even know who their Dad is?"

[Mr. Make It Happen @SupportThaNawf]

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

[Moldfed @Moldcelibate]

Mumsnet occupied government

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

Assassin’s Creed II (2009)

[MJ Simpson @mjsimpsonfilms]

"It was at this point that my theme park rides were all instantly closed down without explanation."