JSM

[JSM @BasedGod_Joey]

@BarstoolBigCat You need to watch on Telemundo

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

We drove 2 hours to support @stoolpresidente so so honored and excited

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

It's OK to love America.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Are they done counting yet?

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Jimmy Kimmel i guess you missed the part of the story i don’t need a U-Haul…I have nothing left to pack 🤷‍♂️

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Funny how they never attack my policy ideas. They can only try to assassinate your character. They don’t wanna talk about my debate masterclass a week ago, they wanna talk about a reality show from a lifetime ago. That’s because they want the continued decline of the city. They are locked in an ideological death spiral and can’t shake it. Come at my policies or go sit back down on the back bench. I’m in the arena, son.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Gavin Newsom is teaming with SUBWAY to give every homeless person a FIVE DOLLAR Footlong for just NINE BUCKS.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Karen Bass is an incredible liar.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

Important to remember that none of the fraud being exposed to this level would have been possible without David. He investigated this on his own for years, and we exposed the fraud together.

David is a patriot in the truest form. He doesn’t care about the recognition; he just wanted to help his country 🫡

A lot can be leared from David’s example and hopefully inspire others to make a difference in their own neighborhood.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They not like us

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

I polled 38 Barstool employees and the results were clear:

Dante The Don has been named your Spring Break MVP

Votes: Dante (30), Nicky Smokes (3), Oona (2), Payton (2), Rico (1)

At 43 years old, Dante is the oldest MVP in Spring Break history.

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Seating Report from the Chicago Plane:

Katic and Ella have upgraded themselves to First Class

Reed was the only employee
scheduled for a Middle Seat, but he moved to the aisle as a couple wanted to sit next to eachother

“I’m just fucking grateful man”

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

After another 100,000,000 impression week posting ORIGINAL CONTENT ranging from Widespread Panic to Spring Break, I can confirm the following:

Ohio’s Tate has been removed from the Creator Revenue Fund

The next pay is scheduled for tonight. Please fix this @elonmusk @nikitabier

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Kelly Keegs doing a reverse uno now soliciting rumors from rando girls and submitting them as fact despite being enraged when girls were standing on 2 feet talking about rumors a few hours ago. If she keeps pushing Ryder Brady we may need to send Bosco back to Vegas.

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Rico Bosco,

From a Private Jet to the Pumps Party to St. Elmo’s to a Luxury Suite.

30 coaches numbers collected.

10 Jumpsuits on the way.

2 Whales caught.

You are the Economy.

You are March.

Thank you for an incredible weekend at the Final Four.

Sincerely,

America

[Jack McCarthy @jmccarthy55]

Holy shit this night has taken a turn

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

We just got back to the hotel.

Rico noticed his black dress shoes had a white stain on them all night.

Here is his reaction:

Goodnight everyone. See you tomorrow for Day 2 of the #RicoRydeAlong

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@GovPressOffice You do realize I’m trying to help America eliminate fraud and waste right? No need to try and make me look like the bad guy for exposing fraud.

People are over it. Start working for the people and not against them.