“Ahhh finally it’s autumn. A comfy time where life slows down, and I can enjoy this quadruple caramel pumpkin spice latte…”
“Gigachad that’s just an excuse to drink pure sugar. REAL men drink black coffee only!”
“…Maybe next time I’ll put a BIG dollop of whipped cream on top”
Many thinking peating is all fun and games but don’t stop to think how the oranges feel as they’re crushed to be turned into peaty delights.
#endorangeabuse
“Gigachad it’s not even Halloween yet. Why are you in my house dressed as Santa at 4am?”
“Christmas isn’t a holiday soyjak, it’s a lifestyle. You wouldn’t get it”
“Wait are those my funko pops in that bag?!”
“They’re for starving virgins in Africa…happy holidays!”