Kyle Broflovski

My Motherfucking housewife is @MarshStan_

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas...

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

Oh my god, I killed Kenny?

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by a relationship.

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

When people have children, they have to grow up!

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

I finally figured it out, you see.If someone like Cartman can get a million dollars on his own theme park,then there's no god.

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time can cause a lot of problems.

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

My name is /not/ "Kyel".

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life, but I am /never/ gonna suck your balls, /ever/!!

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

That's not being nice, that's putting on a nice sweater!

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

Cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself!

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

I was just hanging out in my room and I perioded all over the place.

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

Does poo go to heaven?

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

You bastards!

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

Hybrid cars don't cause smugness. People do.

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

Real life is so boring and stupid.

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

Bloody butt cough.

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy... Can I please have Cartman's farts in my tummy..?

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

You got gah-bage in ya muff!!

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life, but I am /never/ gonna suck your balls, /ever/!!