John Hill Cramerus

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I really was holding onto hope. Just one small hope, that most people really thought Trump was a crazy douche. 😭😭😭

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Au revoir Instagram

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JUST GOT THE FERRIS BUELLER REFERENCE IN DEADPOOL WHY AM I SO DUMB

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Tfw an unaccompanied fish head has been sitting in your fridge for three days. Right next to the alligator arm.

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Just saw some undercover cops arrest some dude on the sub O_O

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Death Star--is there a Death Star in Star Wars?
-nat sci prof

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Endorsements from congress:

Hillary: ~400
Sanders: 2 house reps

Prognosis for Sanders' political revolution: not good

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Tax affected earnings before interest and taxes. Earnings before interest after taxes. Why businesspeople. Its just earnings before interest

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LOL poor O'Malley. And I thought he was doing pretty well

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Tiny child walks around restaurant and says bye to everyone in it before leaving 🙃

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Messi to inter? 😂😂😂

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@Bilbo_Svvaggins all you're getting is a partridge on a pear tree bitxh

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Thinking back to when I chipped in like $40 for a shitty NAC room party. Oh how young I was

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Need some pizza stat

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Skipped thanksgiving dinner to go for a run

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"France is going to endure. And I'll tell you why. If you are in a war of culture and lifestyle with France--good fucking luck!"
😂😂 #joliver

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Reading Tamora Pierce while listening to hot nigga 🤔

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"Is it true!?" Student one asks, gasping for breath as he walks in.

Student two nods grimly. "The Internet is down."

#millenials

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@Bilbo_Svvaggins ....that does not follow?

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@lewisellisweiss haha miss you too lew