Based Vitalik

Head of the Based Department at the Ethereum Foundation.

[Based Vitalik @BasedVitalik]

@BasedStaci @Cryptowendy073 @CryptoWendyO Wow. What a fucking loser.

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@YourPlace_Inc @base >I helped build out that redundancy

Full corporate deepthoat mode enabled!

“ running a notice, time consuming, resource, expensive, and potentially costly. If you don’t know why you want to run your own note you probably don’t need to.”

Wow. Such decentralization value.

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@YourPlace_Inc @base Tell me how to run a Base node, fuckhead.

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@YourPlace_Inc @base And, no. Coinbase is a cancer. The moment it tried to be a single sequencer chain while exerting full control, it became an enemy of everything crypto stands for.

Base must die.

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@YourPlace_Inc @base You wouldn’t be swallowing Brian so violently if he didn’t pay your wage.

Again. You. Are. A. Hack.

You cannot hold cypherpunk values while repping base.

You can’t

You are the machine against which we rage.

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@YourPlace_Inc @atsoc93 @base No, they aren’t, you engagement baiting dipshit.

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@YourPlace_Inc @base wE DeCeNtrALizEd bY uSiNg a CoRpoRaTe ApProVeD pRiVaTe cHaiN

If you ever had a shred of credibility and any true blue cypherpunk values stronger than a paycheck then would see the error in your ways. Yes, they are that bad.

Gluck Gluck. Keep going. Brian is close.

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@YourPlace_Inc @base For someone who preaches the importance of decentralization, permissionlessness, and censorship resistance in their product, your values sure change when it comes time to polish Brian Armstrong’s knob.

Base isn’t crypto. It’s corporate capture.

You. Are. A. Hack.

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@YourPlace_Inc @base Wow. One minute?! So fast!

FYI, there is a difference between what’s posted and what is final. But that is besides the point. Let’s ignore that and keep suckling that Coinbase dick.

Gluck Gluck.

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@YourPlace_Inc @base It has 1 week finality, retard. Shut up.

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@chrisswenor @BasedStaci @AlgoFoundation We would never do this.

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@TheCryptoAL Sounds like you need to buy a higher strength of haloperidol.

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@YourPlace_Inc @BasedStaci @StaciW_DC TBF. I also think you are being a retard.

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@Johnnnnyyyyyboy

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@wheresaddie @BasedStaci You leave my girl Staci alone, or I will autism so hard at you it ain’t funny.

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@austinkansas $BASED

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After this weekend's unfortunate events, the $BASED Department is hard at work on a revolutionary new product to cure Simpism. Depending on how much cocaine we secretly feed the intern, we might have a development by morning.

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@hampelman_nft My BACC is always over legal limits