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Parody/Satire.
It's hard to keep a good beaver down.
Not an official Buc-ee's Travel Centers account.
But definitely funnier.

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@HazzadorGamin It's already happened. https://t.co/dqCYy4EphG

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"Yes Mr. Leopard. You're going to eat what?"

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This looks like a hostage video.

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.

Get involved and help at https://t.co/R9TktAzHWJ
https://t.co/6JFjNJzwkG

We know how much it matters to live in a country where our rights are protected, where the law applies equally to everyone, and where the majority can’t just decide that some people don’t deserve the same freedoms. The safety and freedom we’ve found in America didn’t happen by accident. They exist because of democracy. And protecting democracy means protecting Jewish safety, too.

We know what happens when those protections start to break down. When courts are weakened, elections are undermined, and people lose equal protection under the law, minorities are often the first to pay the price. Jews have seen this throughout our history. It’s one of the reasons so many of our families sought refuge in democratic countries.

That’s why I find it so alarming to see what’s happening right now. When masked government agents are taking people off the streets and citizens are being shot in public, we should all be worried about where things are headed. As Jews, we know that when a government starts targeting certain groups of people, no one should assume they’re safe from what comes next.

Mike Rogers has chosen to align himself with a movement that is willing to attack our democracy. He stood with Trump and refused to accept the results of the 2020 election. And now we’re seeing what happens when a political movement treats the rights and dignity of certain people as disposable. For Jews, these things should set off alarm bells.

Jewish safety is tied to the health of our democracy. We can’t protect one without protecting the other. And in this Senate race, Abdul is the candidate who understands that and is willing to fight for it.

#abdulelsayed #democracy #jewish #midterms

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@Intel_Dork Has incredible stamina.
Will die for you.
Also, come back to life for you.

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@NYCMayor EVERY?

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@Oilfield_Rando Negative rights are a beautiful thing.

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@retromaniaZ Smartphones.

Your environment no longer needs to provide stimulation.

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@nypost This would be more concerning if kittens didn't grow up to become cats.

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@dsonoiki Stacey Ferguson

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@ingelramdecoucy You've inspired me.

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@VeryEvilAsh You ever have someone knock a battery off your shoulder?

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For all of my new followers:

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@greg16676935420 Greg- be careful not to get that glorious glizzy juice on your glove. Would hate for your 5-wood to slip out of your grip.

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I cut my dick off and sent it and a self-addressed stamped envelope to the City of Toronto for a 30 MPH area begins t-shirt. I can't wait to be the most famous eunuch in town!

[City of Toronto 🇨🇦 @cityoftoronto]

New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area.

Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer.

Learn more about the change: https://t.co/27y2mDyoVq

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@cityoftoronto

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@st_louis_stan Part of The Dehumanization Project

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@nypost I thought the name of the bar was "Ridiculousness" and I thought that sounded interesting.

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@OneFineJay I also do not understand if you're watching a movie are you going to be switching screen modes all the time?

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@ChuckFBass Shit. Thanks Chuck!

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@ingelramdecoucy The packaging is too cool for the candy.