Jen Basel

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

I stayed up late to help you relax. I woke up to listen to you breathe. I woke up to check on your coughing. I woke up to feed you, and to calm you down again. I finally slept. Then, the dog threw up on me 😔 This is a true story of a mom with a sick baby & a needy dog. #momlife

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

You know you are with your sole mate when you both, separately and unknowingly, resold to your home being invaded by ants with “the ants go marching 1 by 1, hoorah, hoorah..”🎶🥁🐜 Also, no hoorah?! Die mfers, die!

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

All I want for Christmas is for my upstairs neighbor to sit tf down.

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

Our life on the bottom floor 💀STFD: https://t.co/JV0qiZWUer via @YouTube

[Justin Berk @JustinWeather]

Wed Dec 21
Winter Solstice (shortest daylight)
🌀 Storm Update:
⚠️ Winter Weather Adv/Warning Thur (mountains)
💨 🧊 Fri: Flash Freeze/Dangerous Wind Chill
✈️ 🚂 🚗 Widespread Travel affected
🔗 FULL REPORT https://t.co/ykbE3xMb1C
🎄 Xmas FRIGID 🐻‍❄️
📝 My Thoughts AND 7-Day

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

Living across the street from your hair salon =literally running out to get quality conditioner so you can wash your hair 😍😍 I love HdG.

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

@koaladesignss Thank you! 🤗

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

Designing a logo for one’s own business is a whole different kind of pressure 😅 #myownworstcritic #graphicdesigner

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

I really am curious about what I did in a past life 🤔

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

I love when people think they’re sneaky 🤣

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

@Kimby_Cat I’m really eager but felt I would be too hot today 😫

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

It’s September 1... can I wear a big sweater ??🤔

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

Do terrible people know that they are terrible people? 🤔

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

Today is a great day to be the first day of the rest of your life 😃

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

Correction: this is passed my price limit.

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

The unfortunate fact that there is price limit on the best joke ever.. this is apparently my price limit.

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

@LRaeReid804 @Kimby_Cat No.. the original statement claims 8 tuna. Just straight up, full, 8 tuna 🤣🙃

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

@Kimby_Cat @LRaeReid804 Maybe it was like eight whole tuna🐟

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

Marketing tip: If you are trying to teach [me] something that “every woman in her 30s” should know, don’t use the word “adulting.” You just sound dumb.

[Jen Basel @Basel_Primavera]

When you have so much tea, when is the appropriate time to spill it?