Mike

the one time it's okay to half ass it is when we're talking underwear/pants. -Vince Lombardi.

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@MLB @tigers Bang the drums! Oh wait.

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@RyderCupEurope @rydercup Hovland seems okay.

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@BBCScienceNews It’s about time.

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Every fart saves a baby whale is what I was telling the wife but it turns out that isn’t true. Sorry , whales.

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@seanwhelancs1 @DPWorldTour You know me

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@RedSox @sluggernation #signraffy

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Me and the yacht rock channel is a chicken/egg debate.

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The last 500 years:
Queen: now is the time to slice beef Wellington.
Serf: your son just stabbed me in the dick.

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@bigjimmurray That’s what happens when you build a golf course by the ocean.
-Oil Can Boyd

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@BrianBab21 The internet is a series of tubes, sir.

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@Brian_Fabry COC

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@Brian_Fabry @Mets Wtf

[gary washburn @GwashburnGlobe]

JaVale McGee on when he got the call from Team USA: "I saw the call come in and iPhone's are too smart now because it said "USA" on the phone. I figured something had happened (with the roster) and my reaction was excitement, ready to get to it." #Tokyo2020

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@hbryant42 @GlobeChadFinn Rickey, Yaz, Jim Rice, Fisk, Eck

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Little convo w/main squeeze:
Yr Homie: did you bring chaptstick?
MS: I always bring chapstick.

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@Dan_Shaughnessy Cool story bro.

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@BeanDipGwen Okay, Boomer

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@squoe_ Both. (Be careful .I’m required to say that.)

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