9/11 was 25 years ago and at this point everybody knows who was really behind it.
Inshallah it's time Western Muslims let go of the inferiority complex for good. We have the truth!
Not enough good karma to be born as a sand nigga with an AK chanting death to Israel. Instead I get to "work" to pay "bills" and then maybe have 1.5 kids in my mid-late 30s with my fat piece of shit bitch wife. I should move to Yemen.
Whenever I don’t know anything about a geopolitical event I look up what side Israel is on and take the opposite side. This strategy has literally never gone wrong.
Whenever someone tells me they're expecting their first baby and they're nervous, I tell them the following: 'Oh my goodness, that's wonderful. I am so happy for you. Listen, of course you're nervous but here's the deal: you're ready for all the bad stuff. You've been very tired before. You've been in pain before. You've been worried about money before. You've felt like an incapable moron before. So you'll be fine with the difficult parts! You're already a pro. What you're NOT ready for is the wonderful parts. NOTHING can prepare you for how amazing this will be. There is no practice for that.
(via Rob Delaney, A Heart That Works)