BashfulClam

Fanperson. Borderline dependence on GIFs. Aversion to blurbs.

[BashfulClam @BashfulClam]

RIP #Apollo 🫡

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I just went through this yesterday, only my mother was offering over-the-shoulder assistance (to expedite the sandwich ordering), which was kind but really not very helpful given her level of tech savvy. She’d leave her phone light on 17 hours a day if nobody mentioned it.

[Lydia Hill🍃 @lydiakahill]

Not to be a boomer but if I have to scan a qr code to download an app to create a username + password to verify that account in my email to verify my phone number to input my card details to verify that card payment to buy a burger one more time I am going to sob in public

[BashfulClam @BashfulClam]

Friends who puzzle, any help? Somebody posted this in the Australia subreddit - it’s from a pub quiz but they left early and the pub is closed now until tomorrow, Australia time, so like two tomorrows, and there’s no consensus on an answer and I’m coming up blank.

[Mark Canha @outtadapakmark]

Yes! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[BashfulClam @BashfulClam]

I’ve been doing taxes for 13 minutes, time for my 47-minute break.

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@BirdThird Hope you found the space and time to process and wrap your head around things. Miss you too birdie! ❤️

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the day: ARSLE - to make absolutely no progress whatsoever.

[BashfulClam @BashfulClam]

@BirdThird Oh my goodness, that’s horrifying!! I’m so sorry. How are you doing now? 💕

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@bewarethesmirk Oh yeah it’s already expired, oops 😂

[BashfulClam @BashfulClam]

@bewarethesmirk So weird, just got a presale offer for Jaime xx this morning.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Give the child who wrote this the Poet Laureate

[BashfulClam @BashfulClam]

Only took three hours for my words and messages to ✨click✨ for all the people who didn’t read and/ or listen to them

[BashfulClam @BashfulClam]

@hoskas Looks like she stepped into one of these but didn’t zip it all the way up

[BashfulClam @BashfulClam]

The photo of the hero/ couch potato cat is 😽

[E Krebs, PhD 🧂 @SaltySicky]

A real life #NYC horror story. 🧵

I was watching Netflix with my cat laying on the couch. All of a sudden he got up, eyes wide and ears forward, and ran over to the wall. 1/

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Should I run Twitter ?