Bashir Zakhem

[Bashir Zakhem @BashirZakhem]

@macaiyla @remarks Just a way for them to protect the elites if there is ever a data leak/hacker getting into their shit

[baby girl 🏳️‍🌈 @nikkyyy124]

y’all don’t care about Palestine, you care about having a socially acceptable reason to punish people you already dislike. Palestine has become a Trojan horse for moral policing, and pretending every pile-on is genuine activism is exactly why this shit feels so performative.

[Jamal Cristopher @JamCristopher]

Dawg this the funniest clip on the net rn been crying at these all day

[mefforts @MixedEfforts]

RuneScape players 3 hours into being waterboarded

"honestly this method isn’t that bad"

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

I've been thinking about this cheesecake for 3 days

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Lala strengthened into a Category 1 hurricane on Saturday and is lashing parts of Hawaii with strong winds and heavy rain as the storm approaches a potentially historic landfall. https://t.co/apymHD09gJ

[Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen]

First in my bloodline to watch an old Hinge date’s wedding via Instagram Stories

[peanut . ⊹ @wil7ing]

type of shit i eat after weighing my broccoli earlier in the day

[Bashir Zakhem @BashirZakhem]

@BellaMockmood I used to be way funnier what happened🤣

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

When they say “Tornado Alley has shifted” they actually mean Tornado Alley is just the state of Illinois

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

[Sam Steffanina @SamSteffanina]

nintendo lawyers having an aneurism as we speak

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

Can’t lie the race war element of the WNBA is captivating.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

dude thinks he’s Tony stark but he’s really Mr bean

[mari @xinnzxzz]

who this nigga think grok is 😭😭😭

[Luca @Luca_AU_]

Should be illegal to do agility rooftops while driving this drunk

[tHeLouZss @lou_susZer0]

@UNICEF Peak writing

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[vandul @_vandul]

To Mitch McConnell: rest now brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.