Bashir

what do i write here help

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Trump seems like he would be really impressed if you assembled a PC in front of him, he'd be like "That's the motherboard? Everything goes on it, that makes sense. It just goes right in. That's incredible"

[Asya @femmecamp]

terrifying turkification process happening here. welcome Timuçin Cemalat

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Trump: "Where's Gays For Trump?"

Supporter: "We're over here!"

Trump: "You don't look gay."

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

Dark sodas (Coke, Dr. Pepper) are best with red meat and light sodas (Sprite, Fanta) are best with fish and chicken.

[Joe’s Crab Shack conscientious objector @JNCO_jorts]

Great pull quote from Google

[leila @ainiladra]

some people want palestinians to be exclusively objects of pity rather than subjects pursuing liberation

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

oven has a Window , microwave too , you can see All the way through a blender , but the Dish washer , oh No you could Never see in there , they Refuse to let us See what’s going on in there

[a sad little man @DAVIDPLEASESTOP]

ppl that haven't lived in the country don't understand that u will have REAL beefs w specific animals. we had a fox that was scaring deer and ate my sister's rabbit n the night we caught him was like we got Bin Laden

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Before Elon, Twitter was unmatched for major breaking news by any outlet on Earth. Updates from locals were up to the second. Journalists and policy experts were verified and their insights were boosted by the algorithm to maximize their audience. Network news chased Twitter. 1/

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Celebrating Tom Hardy’s birthday today by looking at pictures of him with dogs 🥰

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Hey guys I’m so thrilled to announce that I’ll no longer be thinking! This has been a lifelong goal, and I’m so grateful to everyone who helped get me here

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

The level of fitness where you weigh your food is too far I’m so sorry. You don’t like how much you weigh so you now place the chicken on a scale? A very vicious cycle.