Byeleen Eyelash

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I study dead things and I look like skrillex when I wear glasses.

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[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

Whenever I see white Peonies I just have the unbearable urge to just shove my face in them. they're so soft and pretty and they smell so nice. PLUS CMON THEY LOOK LIKE FUCKING CLOUDS. Permission to drown in them please? thank you

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

"I thought they didn't like me cuz I was too autistic" -roommate

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

THESE QUOTES HAVE ME WHEEZING.

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

"imagine thats how i die?- gets trampled by donkey" -Xiah

[Akki @SrksNeighbour]

The beauty of This Version is unreal. https://t.co/l9vp1WarGx

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

This flight being so damn delayed is so WashingtonDC-core

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

"I'm not an executioner"

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

"Life is like a rollercoaster"

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

"*sigh* I love my grandma... but bitch doesn't wanna die"

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

Some dude in the bg "Yeah bro I finished like 3 Mangas in 3 days"

Me: "3 is NOT that many for 3 days."

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"My love you were on speaker."

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

@evil_lin99 BRING EM HOME. SAVE THEM.

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

"I thought you were putting the milk up to your deaf eye to smell it"

Bro???????? LOL

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

What if one of our dates was just each of us picking a random meme on insta and cooking the recipe that they put in the description?

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

The fact that it is still September is making me lose my mind honestly

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

Not Mr walking into a fucking acting class thinking I'm in STATS. BRO. LMAO

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

Rational people are freaky

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

"Hey Arnold I have a question"
"Yea wassup"
"So my girlfriend wants to buy sperm dice"
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[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

"No way you just called skid row boujie"

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

"Oh no she went back to default settings. Said my full gvt name"

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

"So what have you done in moval besides wither away" - josh

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

Okay hear me out. Go to Charleston. Just because of the airport. The ppl are so fucking adorable I stg

[Byeleen Eyelash @Bashleen_]

When you meet the one who causes you INCREASED anxiety 🥰🩷