⩘⩗ Smashley Simpson ⩘⩗

KAMALA IS A COP. Rogue Neel Kolhatkar fan account. Underpaid yoga instructor. TAMU ‘18.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

“Do you think that gays have lost any rights under the conservative administration that we have right now?”

“Absolutely!”

“What rights have they lost?”

*Has panic attack because she can’t answer the question*

You cannot make this up 😭

[𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆🦂🥛 @Sinister_Sophia]

I think you have to be really, really dumb or really, really dishonest to think religious proscriptions against touching the opposite sex are rooted in a respect for bodily autonomy.

[Matt, Preschool Diploma @statomattic]

If he's truly returning to offline obscurity, there could be nothing more countercultural in 2026. Man accumulates massive following during incredible summer trip, has no interest in being an influencer, shuts it all down.

I salute this guy. This is fabulous. He is Forrest Gump.

[alpaca do pior @Bruaka_]

A seleção cabo-verdiana a ver todos os tweets mundiais a pedir para ganharem à Argentina:

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

Ivory Coast fans invite Texans to come visit Africa.

Sharing cultures is what the World Cup is all about.

[Hank @MrMcDutton]

@joeroganhq The data from the article... But noone reads past the headline.

[John Cocozza @johncocozza]

Katie Couric is an absolute moron. 14% of 400,000 is 56,000 violent offenders. Listen to how she wants to sweep under the rug 56,000 violent crimes like rape, sexual assault of kids, murder, vehicular manslaughter. On the other side of those 56,000 violent crimes is innocent people.

[Caroline Downey @carolinedowney_]

It’s startling that half of the young transplants here in nyc don’t seem to understand that rental properties are businesses and landlords have no obligation to take on a risky tenant, especially one refusing to get a job

This girl is just giving facts👇🏻

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Lady, you’re at a Mission BBQ. If you hate our national anthem that much, go literally anywhere else. Another country, perhaps.

[Skull @SkullSpeedDeal]

How it feels for Australia to be the last Asian team in the World Cup.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

This is the greatest commentary I’ve ever heard bro holy shit😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

you are racist as fuck if you assume all immigrants are poor and therefore incapable of gentrification. stop treating us like fucking zoo animals. stupid bitches

[MurderHawk @MurderHawk500]

I feel like not enough people appreciated the "Germans going to Argentina after losing" reference. 😢

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

If what I’m hearing is true and some pathetic cowards doxxed Freddy’s identity on a Reddit thread, forcing him to delete his X account—you people are absolutely disgusting, vile pieces of shit who should be ashamed of yourselves. It’s beyond sickening.

Are you really that jealous that Americans are showing him a good time while he’s visiting our country? Get a damn life, you miserable losers.

[Porter @ParkSlopeFlngsm]

I follow Soccer Twitter so a few words on Freddy:

-He’s 100% a real account and not astroturfed. I’ve seen his tweets on European soccer for years

-it’s possible people were trying to partner with him once he blew up, but the start of his trip was real and organic

People started digging up old tweets to “expose” him:

-supposedly people are calling him fake because he’s been to America. Who cares? The country’s huge. I’m sure he hasn’t been to Alabama and rural Ohio before

-he made some disparaging tweets about MLS and Copa America. These are standard opinions for a euro and mostly true; European champions league clubs are the highest standard

-libtards dug up a tweet where he said people can be racist against whites. Obviously true and nothing to apologize for. Patriot

I thought it was good wholesome fun that he was enjoying the non-famous parts of the country and people got to live it vicariously through his eyes. The people who had a problem with it are a combination of internet freaks and libtards who get schadenfreude from hating on America and are angry that Freddy discredits their culture war opinions

Freddy seems like a cool guy. The people attacking him are mostly spiritually gangrenous libtards. His tweets were great and I hope he loves the rest of his trip. If he doesn’t come back and focuses on irl, good for him

Libtards delenda est

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

Fan behind home plate goes crazy after Mexico scored a goal 😂

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Maybe the real Freddy was the friends we made along the way.

[brigitte ☽ @cafeinomanat]

Ustedes me ven normal pero todos los días le pido a Diosito que Cabo Verde elimine a Argentina

[Vozinha @vozinhapr]

Step by step ⚡

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

all these teams staying at american hotels is hilarious bc i just picture Haaland scoring a game winning goal and then going back to the Marriott to watch reruns of Ice Road Truckers