Kris

Baltimore born. Now living in Vermont. Queer, trans and just trying to survive in this hellscape.

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

not to be a faggot but brand new chanel$ is crazy

[homo ludens · ᴗ · @ofric]

sem brincadeira talvez essa seja a melhor performance da carreira da charli, as dançarias o palco tudo, absurdo

[Kris @BasicallyKris]

@PopCrave Literally never heard this song.

[Kris @BasicallyKris]

@Capitals @GiantFood I know there’s going to be a lot of haters in the comments, but as a lifelong Caps fan, this sort of support means the world. Especially as the hate against queer and trans people just keeps escalating. Thank you.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

In all the chaos, I would urge folks to remember that a lot of folks now don’t know when their next check will come.

The vast majority are good people who love this nation deeply, and many of them are still working despite not knowing when they’ll be paid

Have compassion.

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

I live in a small MAGA town.
I know MAGA people. I drink with them. I talk to them. I study them.

They’re not the loud Twitter yappers, at least most of them. They’re quieter. Slower. But the delusion runs deep, just bottled up in passive smiles and soft voices.

A few weeks ago, one of them tried to convert me at a bar. He knew I wasn’t into the Trump cult, but he started soft. Calm voice. Friendly tone.

“Mario, you’re white. You can drink a lot, you eat meat, “he was just surprised that I was eating rare burger” and drinking vodka chasing it with Guinness. He also said, “You’re one of us. You should feel proud.”

That’s their seduction tactic.
Not facts. Not logic. Just subtle tribal grooming.
“You’re white. You drink. You belong.”

It was almost sweet, in a sad, culty way.
Like a Jehovah’s Witness trying to sell you eternal life with a shaky brochure and cheap suit.

But let’s talk about the whole ecosystem.
The truth.

MAGA men?
Most are not warriors.
They’re out-of-shape, insecure, jealous small-town boys who peaked in high school, still clinging to stories from when they “almost went pro” or “should’ve been in the military.”
They’re proud of being able to drink a case of light beer, drive a truck, and scream about freedom while their knees buckle from sugar and rage.

They’re easy to manipulate because they don’t ask questions.
They don’t read.
They react.

They memorize memes like scripture and repeat them like gospel.
They think being loud equals being right.

They think the world is laughing with them.
It’s not.
The world’s laughing at them, when it’s not just ignoring them entirely.

MAGA women?

They’re caught in a brutal paradox, constantly screaming about how proud and strong they are, while reshaping every inch of their body to meet a fake beauty standard pushed by the very system they claim to hate.
Plastic lips. Inflated cheeks. Eyelashes thick as windshield wipers.
Trying to look rich while shopping clearance at Walmart.
They scream about “natural family values” while injecting Botox and collapsing into MLM scams that promise empowerment through overpriced lipstick.

They mock liberals for being “gender confused” while wearing more synthetic parts than a Barbie made in a Russian factory.

Here’s the thing: MAGA America isn’t just backward.

It’s boring. MAGA folks are simply subsimple.

There’s nothing imaginative about it. No new culture. No innovation. No ideas.
They don’t invent, they imitate.
They don’t challenge, they chant.

It’s the same five phrases over and over.
The same flag. The same truck. The same outfit.
Patriot cosplay.

And that’s why the world doesn’t just hate MAGA.
It forgets it.
Because once the shouting stops, there’s nothing under the hood.

Just cheap beer breath, fake smiles, and a belief that whiteness and loudness are still enough to matter.

You want the brutal truth?

Even without Trump, even without the cult, most of them would still be irrelevant.
Not because they’re evil.
But because they chose comfort over growth.
Tribalism over truth.
Imitation over imagination.

They don’t want to understand the world.
They want the world to stay small enough to understand them.

And that’s the saddest, most humiliating part.

[Kris @BasicallyKris]

@Simone_Biles Thank you for using your platform to stand up for trans people. We love you.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every transgender person is a blessing on this earth

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

We see no possible way this could go wrong

[Carrie Coon @carriecoon]

On this International Day of Transgender Visibility, remember that offering civil rights and protections to our transgender community in the United States doesn’t take anything away from anybody and beware of anyone who tells you otherwise. #TransDayOfVisibility

[Kris @BasicallyKris]

@GeraldMalloyVT You’ve lost how many times in a row now? I mean I applaud the dedication, but truly, get fucked, scumbag. Go try your hate in another state.

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

I wish I could freeze over for say... the next four years, minimum.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have deeply, deeply misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

[Kris @BasicallyKris]

@thatonequeen A couple of white guys creating an attack to get rid of a drag queen just feels too on the nose for 2025. Almost makes you think that’s how they are in real life… 🧐

[GreenGay 💚 @GreenGayYT]

It’s wild how a straight male celebrity lip-syncing in drag is endlessly celebrated as “brave” and “secure in himself” While drag queens face near-bans, criminal prosecution & being labeled as “groomers.” It’s such a bs double standard…

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

The fact of the matter is, if you support Musk and Trump, you are not a good person, by any stretch.

[Rep. Becca Balint @RepBeccaB]

Leave trans kids alone.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

It really fucking sucks to watch any sports event as a trans person right now because of the Trump commercials, and I just need everyone to know that: yes, we do see the ads, and it's demoralizing to know this entire subset of people sees us as subhuman.