Basil Jamm

Thee most entertaining entertainer in new wave entertainment!

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I'd like to start a movement for people who feel they have been affected by listening to bad music. I call it #U2

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@Sammus_the_Hutt Basil Jamm just liked your tweet too. Day even mader 🤩

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#TigerKing #TigerKing2 #TigerKingSeason2

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Has anyone got a charger for a Sony Ericsson?

Best bloody £40 I've ever spent.
#alanpartridge #imalanpartridge #fop #castrolgtx #tonyhayresisdead
@FansOfPartridge @SteveCooogan

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I mean at the end of the day.. it's just a fucking chocolate log innit.

@marksandspencer
@AldiUK #ColinvsCuthbert #TeamAldi

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@official_bottom Here I aaaaaam!

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Anyone else think AstraZeneca sounds like a new ride at @altontowers ?

"How safe is it?.."
"Let's just say it's government approved!"

#vaccine #AstraZeneca #altontowers

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@AccidentalP

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@LoloThom Peanut butter, banana and nutella.

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Looks like Boris went to Mr Bean for a haircut.

#boris #mrbean #BorisJohnson #lockdownhaircut

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Would anyone like a drum & bass version of the Hanford Parish Council meeting that I made?

Feel free to share

#parishmeeting #drumandbass

https://t.co/tpqNVqIneI

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I made #meme #memesdaily

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You know you have a food addiction when you pop into Lush for a snack.

#lush

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You'd think Common and Logic collaborating on a record together would make absolute sense.

#common #logic #rap #Lockdown3 #jokes

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#BruceWillis #covid #genius #comedy

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Bruce Willis RED faced after no mask. Seriously Look Who's Talking Now.He wants to Die Hard with a Virus. Guess he has a Death Wish. Death May Become Him if he's not careful.He must think he's Unbreakable. Hope he kept at least the Whole 9 Yards away from people. What a Cop Out.

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Christmas 2020.
When the sound of children's laughter and people singing is enough to warrant a call to the police.
Merry Xmas

#ChristmasEve

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What shocks me most about Tom Cruise shouting at crew members.
Is that they're making a Mission Impossible 7.

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Trump hasn't tweeted for at least 2 hours! Something must be up 🤔

@realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden
#Election2020

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"COUNT EVERY VOTE!"
"COUNT EVERY VOTE!"

.."WE ARE AND IT'S COMING UP BIDEN!"
"WE ARE AND IT'S COMING UP BIDEN!"

#USAelection2020 #Biden2020 #CountEveryVote

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British government: "Lockdown starts today"

British public: "Ok, well you go ahead and do that and I'm popping out for a bit"

#Lockdown2 #2ndLockdown #lockdownUK