tw adult pregnancy//
ok. i've been feeling sick for days so i did a pregnancy test yesterday and it came out positive. i don't know how to feel, i'm shocked and fucking terrified. my dad is gonna kill me, but the fact that @CallMeCarsonYT is the father makes it worth it
@ThatEnbyIHate kris will always be worse than barely in terms of cringiness because cringiness from berdly comes from overcompensating and inflating a personality for attention, while Kris has a loving parent and brother and still chooses to genuinely howl after knowing somebody for two days
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Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.
In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.