Basilisk Flu

The alchemist blew a hole in the castle (oops), her boss is in the dungeon, and a plague is spreading. Rough day... // by Adam Gentry @GentryWrites @adamgentry

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You want to read a comedic fantasy, you say? One, perhaps, with a scatterbrained gnome who accidentally blows a hole in a castle? You’re in luck!

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The king pondered a moment, looking thoughtful — as thoughtful as someone dubbed "King Beatrice the Dense" could look.

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King Beatrice was the third in a line of kings with his name. Let's just say that intelligence didn't exactly run in the family.

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Flib dashed out of the room. Or she would have, if a tall, king-shaped object had not been in the doorway.

"Oof. Oh, hi, Mr. King Beatrice!"

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Howya glared at his assistant. "That explosion could have taken us with it! Oh, why did your mother have to go and get turned into a hamster?"

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"You think that getting a stain out of a carpet takes priority over not destroying a castle? ... You're unbelievable."

"No, I'm Flibberdee."

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The exploding dragon's breath just happened to leave a little crack in the castle wall the size of, oh, a family of ogres.

"Oops," she observed.

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The pot of dragon's breath exploded near a wall on the castle's lower level. It left a little crack in the wall the size of, oh, a family of ogres.

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It was an experiment for harnessing a sliver of the infinite energies of the cosmos in order to clean a rug. Just business as usual, you know.

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She really hadn't intended to blow a hole in the castle. Anybody could have easily made the same mistake.

Read excerpts from "Basilisk Flu":
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The alchemist blew a hole in the castle (oops), her boss is in the dungeon, and a plague is spreading. Rough day...

Follow to keep up with the exploits of a scatterbrained gnome in “Basilisk Flu,” @GentryWrites’ comedic fantasy work in progress!

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