BasioMeusPuga

Doctor. Circular logic connoisseur. Comfortable around people who can't dance.

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I'm a nihilist. That means I'm existentially lazy but still morally defensible.

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TBH I'm mostly happy because Luke hates dubstep as much as I do.

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In order to acclimate to the end of civilization as we know it, I've embraced baking and 19th century French erotica. "What's burning?" seems to be a common theme.

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Are you really even working on your project unless you have a "Project_new_final_final_2" directory somewhere?

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Some of my code comments are so disparaging they could be hashtags.

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Assembled a bed. It was definitely a two person job. Luckily I have the strength of 1.1 Jackie chans holding a baby and the ego of 4 batmans with prep time.

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I lost my grandfather. I had so many conversations with the man, and the only thing I can remember now are the times he said I should visit more often.

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Well, my expectations are certainly subverted.

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I'm a realist and an idealist. Sometimes the cognitive dissonance gets so bad I have to air quote every third word.

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"I live on a horse farm."
"Oh. Have you planted any good horses lately?"

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@mujib Wait till you hit the later episodes. She's ALWAYS half panic half disgust. Only a triple take away from usurping a role in a K serial.

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Michael Burnham is downright the most annoying Star Trek character ever. And we exist in a world with Wesley Crusher and Neelix.

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@shagufta147 Really? I was so scarred by Ensign Crusher that I go "Shut up, Wesley" to literally everyone. It's cause for concern at this point.

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I found myself cheering for the cold, hard vacuum of space more than once.

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If it isn't the relentless in your face Mary Sue, it's the "I'm surprised and disappointed that someone broke my vase" face.

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*During philosophy exam*

Question : Explain the concept of the Veil of Maya.

Me : Nietzsche ke chunari kya hai?

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I always heard "Perfect chip charoo chip".

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@MrigankWarrier That's very kind of you to say. One of these days I'll build up the outrage needed to write again.

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I have no idea how to write email subjects. Apart from "Sexy shingles in your area". That one was classic.

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Is 3 years too late for an "I hope you realize my approval of those shoes was ironic" message?

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@BitterBlackJoos Just tell me where to deliver. I find your lack of cake disturbing.

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Made a ye olde USB printer/scanner go wireless with a raspberry Pi, and a small piece of my happiness. When the machines rise to power, I expect to be given Ghaziabad as my fiefdom.