Mike Bassett

Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two. Four more years!

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

'Well done Poland!'

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-F***ing Two.

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

'Harry kane' had all the pace of an 'Austin Allegro'...

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

That 'Arsenal' couldn't hit the side of a 'Renault Espase'.

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

Have you heard what the crowd are fucking shouting? "Fuck Boris!" "Boris is a cunt!" "Boris is a bastard!" "Boris is a wanker!"

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

4 MORE YEARS! I'M STAYING ON!

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

ITV 10.20pm Incase your wondering... England will be playing four, four, fucking two! Let's fucking kill them!

[Paul Anderson @PaulAndo1987]

What a shout by ITV sticking Mike Bassett on tonight at 10:20pm. 👏🏼

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

Like Wellington once said... I don't know what he does to the enemy but he scares the shit out of me!

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

'Will you... FUCK OFF!'

[Alex Willerton @willertonwfc]

Ron benson and tony hedges?? They’re third division players mike. One of them’s 46 @BassettQuotes @DanzalWashinton

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

The 'Korean' dressing room at half-time.

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

That 'Jesse Lingard' couldn't hit the side of a 'Renault Espase'.

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

Three cheers for Ramirez!

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

Well err... On the positive side, them Mexicans were bloody brilliant!

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

Mike: Tony Hedges, York City? I didn't pick him, love.

Margaret: You must have done, Mike. I wouldn't have put him down, otherwise.

Mike: Never heard of him, have I? And who's this clown? Ron Benson, Plymouth Argyle?

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

We are better than the Mexicans... We are better than the Mexicans!

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

That 'Rufus Smalls' couldn't hit the side of a 'Renault Espace!' https://t.co/C113cpNnuZ

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

Oi lads, all these slags are blokes!

[Mike Bassett @BassettQuotes]

Because it's fucking half-time, and we're fucking 2-0 down to the fucking Mexicans!