bingus tinus

just a kid with big nose energy

[Laura Lawrence @LBoogie1919]

“I was just offered $400 to make an anti Trump video”

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Cannabinoids (the active ingredients in cannabis) are naturally present in human breast milk

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If you try to hold a sneeze, you can injure your diaphragm, bruise your eye, rupture an eardrum, or even burst a blood vessel in your brain

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Thomas Jefferson believed that a country's constitution should be updated every 19 years to better reflect the wishes of modern generations

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

every group of white guys has one short stocky member whose entire role is to just get hammered and sweat more than the rest of them

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 2017, Netflix tweeted "Love is sharing a password"

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

George Washington never chopped down a cherry tree, and his teeth weren't wooden

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

Now for WW3 will the soldiers who get drafted need to be vaxxed?

[mark normand @marknorm]

Have we checked Putin’s old tweets?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

It’s time for @jakepaul to fight Putin. This is our only hope.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Harmabe’s sperm was collected shortly after he died so his genes could potentially live on

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

but nobodys boycotting Facebook?

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Politicians can solve almost any problem — usually by creating a bigger problem. But, so long as the voters are aware of the problem that the politicians have solved, and unaware of the bigger problems they have created, political "solutions" are a political success.

[bingus tinus @BassoSabino]

Fuck around might name my kid Billiam and call him Will 🤫

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Cops and prosecutors lie all the time. This primarily affects people of color/poor people. The criminal justice system is a mess. When blue state AG’s tweet this verdict is a travesty understand they’ve railroaded and locked up thousands of people to get where they are. FRAUDS.

[bingus tinus @BassoSabino]

Idk if this is an unpopular opinion but why do we all eat turkey on thanksgiving? It’s a dry ass bird that makes you tired after eating it, if thanksgiving is about coming together with friends and family then why do you need a turkey to make it “thanksgiving”

[bingus tinus @BassoSabino]

Idk what’s worse stubbing your toe on your way to put your shoes on or driving to the chipotle near my house to find out that their hours today and today only were 11-3pm… guess I’ll die now 🤷

[bingus tinus @BassoSabino]

I think I’m over chocolate

[bingus tinus @BassoSabino]

@Verizon your 5G is ASSS.

[bingus tinus @BassoSabino]

Roses are red violets are blue sometimes I take really aggressive poos