Demetri (Roleplay)

Here for a good time, not a long time. OC for @FknBastard 🏳️‍🌈
#Parody #Roleplay

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

So ... Update.
He was fun while it lasted, but sadly too broken to meet ma. Maybe next time. [Picks up my phone to continue the hunt for my next boy toy] The search continues.

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

@carolshade [I grin and call back over my shoulder] I'll be able to answer that in the morning.

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

Still a hottie.

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

@carolshade [bites my lip and gives a little shiver] There you go. Warm me up.

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

[laughs] Why do I hear Mariah Carey when you say that?

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

@debbiemcgough75 Thanks, sug.

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

#NewProfilePic

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

@BlackWidowSiren [Grins and snatches his hand] She's with her momma now. I'll postpone my shopping trip til tomorrow. Toodles. [I waved over my head, ready to get to know my new friend better] I knew that call would work!

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

[I read through the various cards, brows popped to a high arch] Hope they know what they're getting themselves into. [I slipped the shopping voucher in my pocket and trotted down to breakfast to fuel my day]

[Mrs. Syren Lange @BlackWidowSiren]

Good Morning Beautiful Souls.
Mr. Lange and I would like to thank you for celebrating with us. Please enjoy the complimentary breakfast. Delivered to your villa is an envelope with these certificates. Use them and think of us (and HIS wallet). 💋💋
#CrypticSyrenWedding

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

@SpiritualFknVik Uh-huh. Where were you? They were practically beating me up, Wifey!

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

@FuckinSurreal @BlackWidowSiren @ACrypticWraith @ChasingAPhoenix @FuckinWicked @carolshade @LoveNSmiles_Ava @NaughtyFknPika [I grinned when the glowing bride walked past, snapping a few pictures before turning the camera to catch Sammy and myself in a selfie with the wedding party coming together behind us. I bounced her on my knee to quiet us, settling in attempts to keep my comments to myself]

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

I stepped aside and waited while @AShadowOfWings and @BadFknPika poured out of the car to join. I looked around the crowd for familiar faces, moving our little party along to find a spot amongst the crowd]

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

[The car came to a stop and I stepped out and swung the back door open, lifting my date for the evening into my arms. I gobbled viciously at her hands when she waved them anywhere near my mouth, grinning when Sammy coos back at me -

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

@carolshade [I stand poised and now at the waist] But of course!

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

Wow. Nice shot of your tits mom.
[My voice oozes with sarcasm before I head out in search of bleach]

[Demetri (Roleplay) @BastardInChains]

These girls and this wedding. I've had about 55 calls today asking what I'm wearing. All the while, I'm standing in my closet like this...