Bastardized Physics

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So excited to see Nancy Grace at Comic Con!

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@RepRubenGallego How about throwing on a drop shadow or something to make this white-on-white text readable?

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@elonmusk

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@elonmusk let blue check people see all blue checks who have viewed their tweets & replies and I'm in.

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@sternshow @jdharm

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Hey @SternShow did you know the "JD" in @jdharm stands for "Just Divorced"?

@bobohstern @memetwalker
@stutteringjohnm
@artiequitter
@cwotd

#crackopentheSkippy

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@iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight
Help us, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope.

https://t.co/qehGnuzLsd

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@Leeannwhited2 @RepAdamSchiff Cry harder.

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@WayneEly8 @RepAdamSchiff Cry harder.

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@NYPD52Pct

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America be like

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Bitch I'm drunk you bitch

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Hey, Canada, wanna trade Leonard Cohen for Bob Dylan? Straight up.

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He’s in your dms, I’m in my own dms sending myself files through messenger

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Roses are red
Oh what a nation

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Me at work when I tell a joke so funny even HR asks to hear it

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I'm naming my son Andy but it spelled &y

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Well, gentlemen. It's been a pleasure.

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My body just asked for water but I gave it a poptart because freedom. These colors don't run.

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@brenthatley @sternshow