Lobo

I ain't no fraggin' hero. I'm th' main man. I booze. I womanize. I swear. An' I beat th' living crap outta anybody I fraggin' feel like.

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

Lobo sucked in the air so hard it might as well have been a long toke of that same cigar, exhaling a thin cloud.

‘Course ya say that, bein’ the clone ya wouldn’t think to do anythin’ else but imitate the—’ he flexes. Hard. ‘—Main Man. Capiche?’

[𝙇𝙤𝙗𝙤 @RuthlessLobo]

❝ If ya was really th' Main Man, you'd be pickin' up bounties 'er slangin' back drinks at th' Scarf 'N' Barf.❞

A large puff of cigar smoke exits Lobo's mouth.

❝ Instead yer huntin' down clones because yer afraid o' bein' one.❞

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

Just what HE needs right now, another of them clones got out and started sayin’ the buzzwords as if he could pass for the MAIN MAN.

‘That jacket ain’t even real! Look addit!’

[𝙇𝙤𝙗𝙤 @RuthlessLobo]

Just what he needs right now, another one of his mistakes became sentient and now thinks it's the original.

❝ ... Feetal's Gizz!❞

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

Pushes @RuthlessLobo.

‘AAH! I forget to kill one of ‘em clones, huh? Swear I gutted you fifteen galaxies ago, skagheap!’

[𝙇𝙤𝙗𝙤 @RuthlessLobo]

𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐎 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐧

[ Bastich fer hire!

If ya can read this
I didn't hit ya
hard enough!]

𝐑𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

Lemme say it again! Bunch’a fans all over the galaxy, that’s what a skag like me gets fer bein’ the most savage, bloodthirsty, best lookin’, most life tookin’, awesomest bastich in the entire fraggin’ universe!

[Dinah Lance @ofdecibels]

I’m sorry — I tuned out after “nah”. Don’t feel pressured to repeat yourself, though. I won’t listen.

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

Nah. Bunch’a fans all over the galaxy, that’s what a skag like me gets fer bein’ the most savage, bloodthirsty, best lookin’, most life tookin’, awesomest hunter killer in the entire fraggin’ universe!

Say, who’re you again? Heh! HaHA! HA!

[Dinah Lance @ofdecibels]

I think only you call yourself that.

Are we sure? There’s this thing called a shower — maybe you should give it a try.

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

Zat’s why they call me the Main Man, blondie. Unteachable!

And that’s my natural musk!

[Dinah Lance @ofdecibels]

I’m trying to teach the “Main Man” a lesson.

You stink, by the way. I might really throw up.

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

You tryin’ to outdo the Main Man in crazy shittalk?!

[Dinah Lance @ofdecibels]

Stop sputtering or I’m throwing up on you.

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

FRAGAFRAGAFRAGAFRAGAFRAGA!

[Dinah Lance @ofdecibels]

Alright — I’m hangover and I need everyone to shut up.

[. @ACCROUG]

⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐃 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

"I ain't know ya' skags were such little PIPSQUEAKS."

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! OOOH--HAHAHAHAAHAHA!"

[   ⋆ it’s kori, NOT kory! @COSMICSTARLET]

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[Lobo @BastichForHire]

"Grr.. ggrhubmb."

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

FINALLY. A CHALLENGE!

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

A BAR IN SPACE.

He's been there ten minutes and everyone is already dead. Flex on 'em, piss on 'em and start the rodeo all over again! THE MAIN MAN IS BACK!

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

“Awh! Th' Main Man thanks ya, he IS the man!”

[AMPLIFIER. | Kanon. 華音 @soundophile]

“Wouldn't that just make you ‘the man’?”

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

“Ain't no such position. Th' Main Man works alone!”

[AMPLIFIER. | Kanon. 華音 @soundophile]

“If Lobo is the main man, who is the secondary man?”

[Lobo @BastichForHire]

“YUUURP! That don't mean th' Main Man is wrong.”