kateki

GT & PK 🏏 • FCB & AFC ⚽️ • nobody is safe

[kateki @BatBallStump]

I was #scammed by @Sumeet_Nisar_ (husband of @mediocregandhi). On January 30, 2025, I ordered a phone from Sumeet Nisar, who has more than 100,000 followers on Instagram. I placed the order over WhatsApp and paid ₹9,100, and he promised delivery within the next few days.

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Road to glory up down hills ⛰️

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Currently above 30000 ft

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Tweeting from above 12000 ft, im coming cjp 🛫

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Ye toh sirf 4ft ka hain 🤣🤣🤣

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Why i don’t see any female cockroaches at protest site? 🤔

CJP female supporters don’t feel safe around their own cockroaches?

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Cockroaches se jyda toh bc media wale pahoch gaye hain

[kateki @BatBallStump]

@ifOnlyKantala See you at the scene

[kateki @BatBallStump]

@ifOnlyKantala Booked already 🪳

[kateki @BatBallStump]

@Shadow69434140 Model state

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Abe gandu din mein 20 baar light jaa chuki thi ab raat ko toh aaram se sone de bc har 10min mein light jaa rahi 😠😠😠

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Abe modi gandu raat ke 2:30 baje light chali gayi hain 😭😭😭

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Abe modi gandu raat ke 2:30 baje light chali gayi hain 😭😭😭

[kateki @BatBallStump]

So all thing bhangbhosda of 2months just to give trophy to rcb? Sham on bcci

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Next year ipl won’t be same for me

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Let’s take some time to reflect, strategize, and make the changes needed to go to the next level. We’ll come back stronger.

[kateki @BatBallStump]

So proud of this GT family. Keep your heads high we go again next year. Special mention to captain Shubman Gill, who was spectacular throughout the tournament. Also, Kagiso Rabada and Sai Sudharsan played like champions and showed what they can do at this level.

[kateki @BatBallStump]

If we can’t take wickets, injured them. modern solutions 💪💪💪

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Jayshah match mein kuchh karne ko bola tha tune toh gujrat mein light hi off kardi😭😭😭

[kateki @BatBallStump]

If arshad khan can take us to 200 and we win, i might start namaz 5 times a day, ya allah madad

[kateki @BatBallStump]

What is this rcb craze in kids man! My niece came to see us, who is in 5th class is supporting rcb and knows every player. She might not be able to locate banglore on map if ask her 😭😭😭😭

[kateki @BatBallStump]

Jay shah kuchh kar bhai