Bat Country

Welcome to Bat Country, a sobriety channel about alcoholism, withdrawal, recovery, and sober life. #AlcoholFree

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brands need to stop telling me to "be part of the movement"

i don't care about your mission statement

your mission is to sell trousers

my mission is to wear trousers

let's not make a rube a goldberg machine about it ok

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For a certain kind of alcoholic, drinking isn't even about the alcohol.

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just bought some oxo on the stock market

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@somatyk nayyyyyy

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i'm handsome in the way you'd describe a horse as handsome

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if alcohol can mess with your memory imagine what alcohol can do

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@sboncyn You?

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Here's a video I made featuring my dumb human voice about 99 topics related to alcoholism. It is long. The Alcoholism Iceberg Explained:

https://t.co/laWFUgsjR9

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@sboncyn Hello mate!

Yeah I've done this thought experiment several times over the years, and my answer changes from time to time. Right no, no, I wouldn't. I want to die sober.

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@SteadyTrekker @StephenKing Yeah I tried tapering. For me, "tapering" just means "continuing to drink".

I often hear "I've tapered successfully hundreds of times."

Well, if you had to do it repeatedly, was it a successful strategy for sobriety then? No.

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the best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. The next best time was 9 years 364 days ago you treeless bitch, fuckin Jimmy No-Trees over here

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In which we conclude that this professor with bad hair needs to pee

https://t.co/3KvkV6sANs

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i asked chatgpt "how many Rs in strawberry" and it said "you LITERALLY just typed it out you fuckin wazzock"

ok ouch

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alcoholism is a myth created by Big Sober to sell more mocktails

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@notcapnamerica @StatisticUrban man cave? that's what she shed.

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this trump guy seems like quite a character huh

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i know im a dumb idiot but this back window graffiti really made me laugh

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gonna call my first child Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and insist everyone say it in full

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cut my cake into pieces
this is my lemon torte
decoration, no kneading
put it in the fridge and it sets without heating
this is my lemon torte