Alarm goes off.
Checks today’s “to do” list
Showers, puts on suit, slicks hair back.
Inflates 5 blow-up dolls. Puts them in black dresses and high heels. Gives them instruments.
Stands in front of them with microphone.
Me: Ok google, play Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer!
@JasonClareMP Amazing! I assume it will be paid for through giving up wages, travel allowances, pensions and kickback profits of the current government. Generous stuff!
@JimThom90458694 Today I got my first paycheque from my new job. I worked 15 hours in the last fortnight to cover income tax. Then I bought some beer (1 & 1/2 hours) bought some smokes (2 hours) filled the car with petrol, paid rego, bought a few groceries (excise, cash grab, gst)