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🇦🇺Gibberish. Batman. Metal. Mohawks. The Adelaide Crows 🇷🇴

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Alarm goes off.

Checks today’s “to do” list

Showers, puts on suit, slicks hair back.

Inflates 5 blow-up dolls. Puts them in black dresses and high heels. Gives them instruments.

Stands in front of them with microphone.

Me: Ok google, play Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer!

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@PMalinauskasMP This is the softest government on crime in SA’s history

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@Mark_Butler_MP 🤡

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@PMalinauskasMP 😂 the community has outgrown it’s infrastructure. The entire town needs to be redeveloped to cope with what’s happening

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@JasonClareMP Amazing! I assume it will be paid for through giving up wages, travel allowances, pensions and kickback profits of the current government. Generous stuff!

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@zdaniel Health and crime could be a priority but yeah, you do you

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@PMalinauskasMP You’re personally funding $18m in drought assistance?

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@PMalinauskasMP @ClareScriven 🤡

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@tommorris32 Wow. Has the person making these decisions been tested for drugs or advanced syphilis?

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@JulieCollinsMP Anne is doomed

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@PMalinauskasMP *pissing taxpayer money against the wall for no results and the propaganda to promote it*

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@PMalinauskasMP South Australia has become a water tester for your socialist boss

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@PMalinauskasMP That’s albo’s tramp stamp

(Tattooed hours after buying his latest mansion)

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@PMalinauskasMP You’re a danger to democracy

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@andrewjgiles I thought this was a leaked picture from the IT prequel

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@PMalinauskasMP @ausoftheyear Great choice. Well deserved. Presented by Sideshow Bob

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@AlboMP Did you use tax payer money to buy that present or your own money… oh wait, they’re both the same

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@7NewsAdelaide Gross

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@JasonClareMP Breaking: getting a little sick of being told how well off I am while not being able to afford anything

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@AlboMP 🤣🤡

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@JimThom90458694 Today I got my first paycheque from my new job. I worked 15 hours in the last fortnight to cover income tax. Then I bought some beer (1 & 1/2 hours) bought some smokes (2 hours) filled the car with petrol, paid rego, bought a few groceries (excise, cash grab, gst)