Chris 🦅❗️🇵🇷🇩🇪🇮🇪

“Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty”- the Turtle Hermit way

[Mike Carolla @SJTimes13]

A FACE
A FLEET
A WAR
A MAN
A THOUGHT
A TRICK
A TRICK TO BREAK THE WALLS OF TROY
AND BURN IT SCREAMING TO THE GROUND

[Axel🦇 @AxelTalksFilm]

i was a dc fan in 2016, this shit is not shaking me

[Cynical @thegamersjoint]

We’re actually getting the ENTIRE Final Fantasy 7 Remake trilogy before Kingdom Hearts 4 😂😂💀💀

[DapperDude22 @hunter_cool22]

The fact that this Lego Scandal uncovered an entire corrupt police department run by a Mormon Cult that doesn’t follow the First Amendment in any way is insane to me.

[Chris 🦅❗️🇵🇷🇩🇪🇮🇪 @BatJediChris]

Peak

[TREPID @trepidofficial]

Every time some clueless chump complains about the superior versions of Star Wars, I'm going to post 'Jedi Rocks.'

Feel free to copy this form of amusement to agitate these idiots who know zero about film.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The US is no longer a part of the WHO, RFK Jr. is in charge of Health and Human Services, and there’s a hantavirus outbreak as we’re getting ready to host the World Cup. What could possibly go wrong?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

While everybody is focusing on Iran the DOJ is deleting the Epstein files. The Mission successful

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Media ADHD: "Ooh, look a squirrel! Let's go ride bikes!"

Real ADHD: "I am currently ruining my own life by refusing to perform a 3-minute task that would solve 90% of my anxiety.

I am fully aware of this. I am screaming internally. I physically cannot make my body stand up and do it. And yes it as stupid to me as it is to you.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

A Democrat hoax so good it just took down a former prince in England.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

-Life of a millenial
-Recession at the age of graduation
-Pandemic at the age of independence
-AI layoffs at the age of career growth
-Housing crisis at the age of home ownership

[da1moN @da1monnn]

ALLAAAAAAH

[Steve Arduini @steve_arduini]

It's not illegal to play Bad Bunny on repeat at your hometown's racist bar remotely through the TouchTunes app

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

"women are so emotional" bro you threw a controller at the wall after losing a
video game

[Galactic_Whale @ZaeGreat]

“They said I was washed” 😭😭😭

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Every fucking word. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump complained about the “disgusting” dancing during the Bad Bunny Super Bowl half time show.

However, Trump’s guests were recently cheering on women entertainers dancing for them at Mar-a-Lago.

Why is it only ok for women to dance at Trump’s club?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Bad Bunny’s Spotify streams in the U.S. increased by more than 470%, following his #SuperBowl Halftime Show.

[AnatolijUkraine @AnatoliUkraine]

Forget “halftime show.”
This was a cultural collision — and one side lost badly.

Bad Bunny’s performance was America in motion — diverse, loud, global, unstoppable.
Flags, rhythm, joy — the people’s anthem.

Then look at the response:
a tiny echo chamber claiming it was “THE all-American show” while choking on its own white-male nostalgia.

That’s not tradition — that’s fear.
Fear of change. Fear of visibility. Fear of a new America that doesn’t sound like them.

When your idea of “American” starts with exclusion and ends in outrage,
you’re not defending a culture — you’re reacting to a future you can’t dominate.

The crowd cheered the real show.
The pundits cheered the ghost of yesterday.

There’s your story.