Miranda

charm type

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! https://t.co/KqA7EUY18B

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

We're about to hit "dark when you leave for work / dark when you come home" weather

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

@WestVirginiaU @HomefieldApparl @_abbyb #WVUMND 💙💛

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

@WestVirginiaU @KangaCoolers Sioux City, Iowa!

[Adam Young @AddyWestside]

We’ll always have that 24 hours before the Penn State game…

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

I (a visionary) rated this book one star in 2017.

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

Being staunchly millennial means I have a war with myself daily deciding if I want to buy a house or go see Taylor Swift in concert.

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

Sometimes I remember that at my first med check my doctor was talking about my depression and I asked if it was a real diagnosis or just something she said. Her response was to look me dead in the eye and say, “I’m not allowed to just give people Prozac, Miranda.”

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

@TLC203 I like the consistency. It’s comforting.

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

This is literally how I made my two best friends in college.

[bill finn’s pr manager @harryisagleek]

hey (with intentions of asking to watch glee together)

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

It’s been almost 20 years at this point, but if I’m drinking an iced coffee I’m holding it like Nancy Botwin from Weeds.

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

The man at emo nite in the Texas Longhorns gear did not think my horns down was funny.

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

As a millennial, I very happily feel pandered to in this halftime show.

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

These women are screaming and cheering about a KFC pool party like they are going to Paris. #thebachelor

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

Somehow I think my husband knew about “But Daddy I Love Him” before we all did? #TS11

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

I wonder how many people at work today will try to inform me that Taylor Swift is releasing a new album as though I haven’t purchased the vinyl and had extensive group chats about it.

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

Being a woman means I can send texts like this:

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

It’s gotten to the point of the roadtrip back to Iowa where the Now That’s What I Call Music playlist got pulled out.

[Miranda @BatMirrr]

Me: “I’m fine. Why do you ask?”

Also me: