Bat-Mite

5th Dimensional Imp: Who is Batmans #1 fan

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@TheRealHawkgirl @walleroficalDCU @WayneEntHQ So is that a yes?

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

When can I be CEO?

[Wayne Enterprises @WayneEntHQ]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

With Mr. Wayne proceeding on a month-long official leave, accompanied by Mr. Lucius Fox, operational continuity remains paramount.

Effective immediately, Chief Gate Officer @TheRealHawkgirl will serve as Acting Chief Executive Officer of Wayne Enterprises. She will execute all powers vested in the office of the CEO, in addition to her existing full CGO authority.

For trivial matters, the Acting CEO is requested to consult prior to sign-off; for all other matters, she holds full and final decision-making authority.

Deputy Chief Gate Officer @TheFRHawkGirl is directed to assist the Acting CEO as and when required to ensure seamless governance and operational stability.

— Wayne Enterprises

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@DCUBatmann @walleroficalDCU Sure, why not

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@walleroficalDCU I know how you can get your job back

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@walleroficalDCU Well, "Flag" isn't actually Flag. It's mxyzptlk. You can tell because he can't hold a disguise for very long and it starts to break. Just pressure "Flag" into saying kltpzyxm, and he'll break soon enough

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@walleroficalDCU Just remember this in case I need a favor in the future

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@walleroficalDCU Well, at least I can help you take down "Flag"

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@OliverQueenDCU @sprEpcSprCoolmn Bruce's batcomputer can suck it

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@OliverQueenDCU @sprEpcSprCoolmn Think about it all you want. There's no way you can beat me. You cant just get me to say my name backwards and I go poof. I will actually mess you up

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@OliverQueenDCU @sprEpcSprCoolmn If i win, you gotta go completely nonlethal and only use boxing glove arrows for a month. If you win, I'll give you a quiver that never runs out of arrows

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@OliverQueenDCU @sprEpcSprCoolmn Do you wanna take that fight?

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@OliverQueenDCU @sprEpcSprCoolmn Either way, the answer is still Waller

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@OliverQueenDCU So you're going after a myth from West Virginia?

[Mr. Mxyzptlk @MxyzptlkDCU]

Thanks for the promotion. Under my command, I will make this planet safer.

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

Happy Birthday @JamesGunn
-your favorite DC character

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@MxyzptlkDCU I wish you'd get a less punchable face!

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

Who up batting their mite?

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@CadmusDCU @OliverQueenDCU @MxyzptlkDCU @Tweet_Galactus @walleroficalDCU Cadmus I will delete you!

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@Tweet_Galactus @CadmusDCU @OliverQueenDCU @MxyzptlkDCU @walleroficalDCU Both are equally canon

[Bat-Mite @BatMiteDCU]

@Tweet_Galactus @CadmusDCU @OliverQueenDCU @MxyzptlkDCU @walleroficalDCU This u?