Matthew Perelman

I tried to think of a witty comment or an inspirational quote for my bio... whatcha think?

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

@corybarlog what would an early 20s nobody actor have to do to get considered for the role of Baldur or even just anyone on the God of War show? Lol I'm lean, pasty, and got a big ol' enthusiasm for the games ok love you thank you bye

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

I was told to post this - ok bye

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

rest easy Halo

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Halo, but you know her better as the @dog_feelings profile pic. Her iconic watermelon smile has given a voice to dogs everywhere. Halo passed away last week at the age of 9. She went peacefully and surrounded by her family. She didn’t suffer for a moment. 15/10 ❤️

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

Be careful when choosing the dates via the registration links, my show is on the blue bill.

Matinee (6PM EST)
https://t.co/EzQIAI5oio

Evening (10PM EST)
https://t.co/cWLarvBkNy

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

Just in case you missed my previous tweet or didn't want to read that much, here's an abridged version:

-I wrote & directed a one act play for zoom that I'm proud of and want you to come see.
-The show is FREE, there are three showtimes:

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

March 11th @10PM EST, March 12th @6PM EST, & March 13th @10PM EST.
-Warning: Mature language and themes in my play.
-There are two separate links for the Matinee/Evening performances, but like I said, it's all free.

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

Here are those links that actually work:

Matinee (3PM):
https://t.co/MHVno9xpB3

Evening (7PM):
https://t.co/nX9PEu1TSo

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

Hi.
I did something.
It would mean a lot to me if you were to check it out.
Thanks.

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

Hi.
I did something.
It would mean a lot to me if you were to check it out.
Thanks.

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

Why do bridges in songs sound so good all the time? I always want to hear more of that rhythm, beat, etc. but it lasts for like four lines! Ugh.

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

I know that there are some people out there in the world that live without battery percentages on their phones and that scares me.

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

@keegerator Hey you know I'd help you out but I don't have half the music we sang 😂

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

A young man walks alone on the street. With his slice of pepperoni pizza in one hand and his yoga mat in the other... he's ready for the coming rain.

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

@keegerator Or if it was an eating contest and the winner got a really super bowl?

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

@FrankieStage_ @keegerator Already have 10 votes. I'm committed.

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

@FrankieStage_ Guess you'll just have to watch the polls closely. 👀

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

If everyone gave one another the same love and affection that they give to their favorite animal, the world would be a better place.

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

There's no stars to look at here...

[Matthew Perelman @BatSquirrelman]

Are tears reusable? Like if we don't use a tissue to wipe 'em does our skin just absorb that shit and send it back on up?