Boomer: “I want under the blanket”
Also Boomer: “I’m gonna move as much as possible until it doesn’t cover me completely anymore and then get pissed when I’m cold”
Lucid dreams are wild because one minute you’re flying and then the next you’re fighting a bunch of dogs and throw one of the slowest punches know to man. That’s was me last night
I will say that Alabama traffic can kiss the fattest part of my ass. There is zero reason why you need to drive 10mph below the speed limit LITERALLY EVERYWHERE.
Guy asked me at the vape shop I wanted some mad honey. Asked him what it was and he said it makes you hallucinate. lol no thanks bro I’d rather not die