I stepped into a crowded elevator today. An old women frantically was asking everyone “ who’s got the juice” when she came to me I looked deeply in her eyes and said “I have the sauce.” She died on the spot.
Just saw an outdoor mask wearer take off his mask to smoke a cigarette, he then continued to put the mask back on after he finished his smoke. The irony is amazing
Suicide figures are up 200% since lockdown. Could 2 friends please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.
Call 1-800-273-8255 (USA hotline)
Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet
Am I allowed to be sad? Or would that make me a white supremacist cop supporting racist piece of shit? I know I have to check with twitter first so figured I’d ask before I felt sorry for a cop getting killed on duty.
BREAKING: A federal appeals court has overturned the death sentence of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the man convicted in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing that killed three people and injured over 260 others. https://t.co/ot5gX3jPBf