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Just a little Pythagorean Theorem with my first grader this week. This is what happens when your dad is a math teacher. #coronavirus #homeschool #batchmath #tweetgod

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@Ajgoleft @tomhanks Correct answer: It is Abraham Lincoln.
#abrahamlincoln #notgeorgewashington

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Why isn’t this plate George Washington? #mrrogers @tomhanks #studentnightmares #ThrowbackThursday #inedibletortilla

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@Ajgoleft @tomhanks The question clearly states, why ISN’T this plate George Washington? Also, unlikely that an apple tree was cut down for this plate. Also, George Washington did not have a soul.

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Please build me a 4th dimensional fish tank. Thanks in advance. #batchmath #tweetgod #letthesunshinein

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Tick Tock...?
#tiktokgod #batchmath #tweetgod https://t.co/S9peMPnuDu

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How slow could a Ron Slow run if a Ron Slow could run slow?

2.5 miles in 19:27

#slow #tweetgod #batchmath #ronslowrunsslow

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#radish #batchmath #tweetgod #learnmath

https://t.co/FiRBrwW6cm via @YouTube

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1-0 as a dodgeball coach. Soon to be 2-0.

#MondayMood #batchmath #tweetgod #undefeated

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🎶One of these things is not like the other ones...🎶 @dominos We are available for commercials. @sesamestreet #batchmath #tweetgod #dominos #pizza

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“I did better than I thought on the calculator section. I got a 50%.”

#tweetgod #batchmath #failure #radish

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Watch this video. It is grape. Pizza.

https://t.co/1l0ynqs3KS

#tweetgod #batchmath #grape #Dominos ⁦@dominos⁩

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Almost time...
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All hail the matrix queen? 👑 #notme #batchmath #matrices #tweetgod

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I guess only Snapchat filters could make it better.
#instagod #batchmath

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Carrots. Inverse sine. What more could you ask for?

https://t.co/SjSClpr4xk

#carrots #tweetgod #batchmath #calculus

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Due to popular demand.
#ASMR #calculus #limit

Calculus ASMR 2
https://t.co/3CzPp4zhWF

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In honor of Peppa Pig’s appearance in class today:

https://t.co/ibYyN59MTR

#FlashbackFriday #Bacon #peppapig

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Today is #NationalPigDay 🐷. Time to eat #Bacon 🥓.

#sinusoidal

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Missed #NationalBlackDogDay yesterday. Obligatory belated tweet. #batchmath #tweetgod #bostonterrier #colorsaremoredifficultthancalculus

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Despite popular belief, this is not terrifying.

#WednesdayWisdom https://t.co/mJkEGGDEzf