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[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

@AveryPerri Bring back the chicken parm for Avery @BurgerKing

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@TrapMerman Trap Merman is so fucking back

[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

@BradyBumps I recently joined the volunteer team at Make a Wish. Since you’re donating a hefty amount of money at an accelerated pace, I’d ask that you consider donating to us! It’s for a great cause, Cody!

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@back_breaker1 @bettheover69 @JustinRayGolf @back_breaker1 loves the little ones

[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

@TheLarsjohnson You dropped this 👑

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When she asks if u wanna get a bag

[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

My intrusive thoughts would be an 11-1 SEC team

[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

Day 2 of being unemployed:

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@budsjug1 Bucket at drums, buds win, tugger AP. Strictly business

[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

All guys that drink decaf have mommy issues

[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

Oh that’s ur wife? Why’s she at Arby’s with me? She also ordered 4 items cuz I’m financially secure enough to support that

[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

Having jaundice is just having that dog in u

[Owen Roeder @OwenRoeder]

Joey Chestnut prints these out and tapes them to his bedroom ceiling

[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

The property brothers have me tied up in a basement forcing me to sign a variable rate mortgage and you think it’s an appropriate time to post your Spotify wrapped?

[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

@TrapMerman Where do the semi disabled Canadians fall into this realm?

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If they make new Canadian bills with Charles on it I’m never doing blow again

[Batch Adams @BatchPrince]

Got passed by a Fiat on a one lane highway in Minny today. Need a DUI or something to get a bit of self respect back

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That’s a good one! My therapist said I should stop starting fights at Wendy’s and stealing money from the collection basket at church

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She’s a 10 but thinks she can out pizza the hut