Bateman2HOF

Formally SpringerIsKing
Writer and Owner of @PITCHD_
Biggest Brett Bateman fan no debate
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[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

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s=46 iPhone
s=20 Browser
s=19 Android
s=99 Your phone doesn’t show up when it matters

You can try it on this tweet

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

@shatkins718 Arozarena = perennial 20 steal MINIMUM guy. We need a guy who can actually produce runs on the base path consistently and hit. If we have to give up the defense at a position where defense isn’t really as valuable as a bat and base running then so be it cause he makes up for it

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

😭😭

[Shatkins ❤️ Kimi @shatkins718]

@Bateman2HOF I’m cool on Randy. Suzuki or bust.

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

Pls ross

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Seiya Suzuki or Randy Arozarena would be GREAT fits in Toronto...

"I expect the Blue Jays to be active," says @Ken_Rosenthal.

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

@TopGunInThe6ix If he gets king and seiya I’ll take my clothes off and record it

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

COME ON ROSS WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

They Blue Jays are looking to add pitching and offense and “have the checkbook ready”, per @JimBowdenGM

Potential names they could be in play for:

Tarik Skubal
Freddy Peralta
Michael King
Sonny Gray
Seiya Suzuki

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

How it feels when [insert something funny related to the gif you selected]

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

@ItsDomLover @kaiw0102 K

[kai @kaiw0102]

@Bateman2HOF bet

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

@dingledongle0 Fry

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

@ridethevibes29 Actually the goat of hockey wears this so judge doesn’t fully ruin it

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

@ridethevibes29 99

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

CONGRATS ON THE RELIEVER OF THE YEAR BAKER

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

Just peeped the replies this guy leaves and I am genuinely crying 😭

[Phillip McHawk @aw06091]

@MLB Nobody else will say it, but I will. I don’t like the Japanese infiltrating our major leagues. They’ve never had American interest at heart. Remember Pearl Harbor? I do.

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

@TheWarPig35 I know you are

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

Messed up tweet @TheWarPig35

[איתמר בן גביר @itamarbengvir]

על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אמהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור!

עם כל הכבוד לאמריקאים, ישראל חייבת להבהיר לעולם כולו שדם בנינו וביטחון אזרחנו איננו הפקר. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור. חובתנו העליונה היא להגן על אזרחי ישראל ועל חיילי צה״ל, והמחויבות הזו קודמת לכל שיקול אחר.

אמרתי לראש הממשלה, גם בישיבות בינינו: על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אימהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות.

מספיק עם הפינג־פונג. במזרח התיכון לא מנצחים בתגובות מדודות ובהכלה - צריך להשתגע. למחוק. להכריע את הטרור.

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

@TheWarPig35 I would gladly injest his semen

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

I will miss you rudy martin jr

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

ROSTER MOVES:

🔹 Reinstated Addison Barger, Anthony Santander, Jonatan Clase, José Berríos, Jake Bloss, Bowden Francis and Cody Ponce from the 60-day IL

🔹 RHP CJ Van Eyk cleared outright waivers and has been assigned to Triple-A

🔹 OF Rudy Martin Jr. has elected free agency

🔹 Declined the 2027 club option on OF Myles Straw

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

@kwbluejaysfan Its not gonna be instant I expect it to take place over the course of the week

[Bateman2HOF @Bateman2HOF]

@ernieiskin98404 @ben_caprisun He is an elite catcher on defense