BathroomBreak

A bathroom break friendly podcast which provides informative banter and interactive entertainment while you're on the can.

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Are you bored as heck? Does the quarantine mean you have nothing to do? Already listened to all the smart well thought out podcasts? Well come give a dumb one a listen. That’s right. Bathroom Break offers absolutely nothing to be taken seriously. Enjoy!!!
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[Sam Swank @SlamminSamSwank]

If DADS left their families like COLLEGE 🏈 Coaches

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If you’re wondering why they’re wearing black this weekend it’s because they’re going to Dan Mullen’s funeral.

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖊 𝖆 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖍𝖞

#MIZ🐯🏈

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@MizzouFootball If you’re wondering why they’re wearing black this weekend it’s because they’re going to Dan Mullen’s funeral.

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Had to redeem myself for my 0-3 picks last week. Even though stupid CA laws wouldn’t let me use @DKSportsbook in time to get in on Mich St. I still went 8-1.

Yay for sports gambling.
Boo for stupid restrictive laws in CA.

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@DumbassTalks @DKSportsbook Kind of agree, but he’s going to make Illinois a perennial bowl eligible team that will upset 1-2 conference opponents a year.

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Bets in Week 0 (1-0)
Bets in Week 1 (3-1)
Bets in Week 2 (0-3)
Bets in Week 3…so far (2-0)

I bet coaches tonight. Satterfield and Bielama made me some money. Thanks @DKSportsbook and @DumbassTalks.

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Went 0-3 against the spread yesterday. Much better in my straight W/L picks, but still late TDs, injured QBs, and just a great showing by @RazorbackFB hurt my bets yesterday.

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The third game is UF to cover against USF. This one was a tossup for me, as 28.5 is a very large spread. But USF just gave up 300 rushing to NC State, and @GatorsFB is coming off a 400yd rushing performance. Emory will play better and the #Gators win by 30+.

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The other game is @AggieFootball covering 17 against Colorado. Fisher said they figured some things out with their offense. An offense that put up 350 rushing last week. And before you say it was a weak opponent, look at the Colorado team and tell me aTm won’t do nearly the same

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He’s a top 5 RB in #CollegeFootball and Sark knows how to get his playmakers the ball. Look for 25+ touches and two big plays off play action to the guys on the outside. Do I think Hudson Card? No. But he just needs to be a game manager, and Sark will make sure he is.

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Look for the @TexasLonghorns to get another big win against Arkansas tomorrow and cover the -7. Crazy to say, but losing Frank’s was a big blow for the Razorbacks, and as much as I love Barry Odom as DC, his 3 high safety look is gonna have trouble matching up with Bijan Robinson

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Last week I went 2/3 in my bets including my absolute lock of #Bama covering -18.5. This week I have 3 more great bets…

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Will Anderson is the best player in college football. He won’t win the Heisman, but there is nobody better.
#CollegeFootball #Bama #BamavsCanes #RollTide

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@walkonredshirts I’ve been there and other stadiums. I will take the SEC cathedrals over the most overrated stadium in sports.

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Said it earlier but there are programs that when awake can cause trouble in their conferences. Big Brett B might have awoken one of them in Champaign.
#Illini #CFB #NEBvsILL

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Not sure I’ve seen it anywhere, but #Michigan fans, what would you think of replacing Jim Harbaugh with Bill O’Brien after this year? Big 10 experience, good recruiter, NFL experience, learning from Saban, seems like a culture / scheme fit, and a good coach.
@UMichFootball

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@SportsTalk_SEC I get that everybody thinks the DMac should’ve won it over Smith, but you have to remember that he was leading an undefeated team w/o a great running game through what was thought of as a great conference and even beat the number two team in the country right before voting.

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@SportsTalk_SEC Makes me feel old, but Mannin was more than 20 years ago, and DMac was great, but was he going to beat out Tebow or Bradford in 07/08, no chance.

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@Ryanmcc09 Word is he dressed as a turnstile for the costume practice last week.

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@tnel116 San Diego CA