Patrick Hawkins

I reject your reality and substitute my own

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

huge franchise potential here. the list of things you can fall off of is endless

[Generic Dem Fan 🦅🇺🇸 @RationalWins]

I found it, the best poll of all time

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Tell me I'm wrong...

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Does this Zebra know it has just ended a generational debate??

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

A very special little fella

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

[Lewis Black @TheLewisBlack]

ICE will learn just like all contractors, with Trump it is all about the fine print. A bonus isn’t a bonus if you have to pay it back!

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

We talk a ton about the grief we go through when we lose dogs, but there is growing research that dogs feel just as deeply when they lose US. 🥹❤️

[yasmin @ycsm1n]

not him passing away 4 hours after this. jd vance is the anti-christ confirmed

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

Babe, wake up, lead paint truthers just dropped

[Patrick Hawkins @BatmanHawkins]

@Alexa_Curtis Ridiculous Crime

[ZORO @_brinxinx]

A thread of the most hilarious people’s name you’d ever come across😭🤣😂

RIP Moe🤭

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

no fucking way lmfao

[Reyda 🦖 @MsReyda]

You know how terrible you have to be for a historically terrible person to say *YOU* are the fucking worst?

[#MOST @jeandeauxmusic]

Americans so sadistic we laughing to keep from crying when really we need to get like the French n shit in the river

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

American baseball player Rube Waddell was so fond of puppies that fans of the opposing team would bring their dogs to games and hold them up. Waddell would run over to play with them instead of focusing on the game.

[Pelham @Resist_05]

Irish politician Thomas Gould delivers one of the greatest speeches in modern history…

“I hope you burn in hell Netanyahu”…🔥

[Patrick Hawkins @BatmanHawkins]

This moron is waving a trump flag and quite literally fighting people on a street corner.... in Ireland...