Holli Kern

I don't follow rules. I follow dogs on social media.

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Fun fact: if you consume edible glitter, you will, indeed, shit glitter.

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So you’re telling me the brown paper bags in the women’s bathrooms AREN’T for panic attacks? #TheMoreYouKnow

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Big sad cold times

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Why would anyone like Taylor Swift when Girl in Red and Holly Humberstone exist???

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My favorite thing is a cat scarf

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If I have to hear 1 more thing about it from Taylor Swift, I will kick a fuckin door down

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Tired of people not talking to me ever and then only getting a hold of me when they need something. #done

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@altnation play more role models “cross your mind” please!!! @kadeshow

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Total humble brag that the cashier (girl) at Five Guys told me my outfit shaped me really nice. 🥰🥰🥰

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Why do I even bother anymore?

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Someone please buy my tickets 😭 I know the show will be fantastic and these are good seats!!! Make me an offer! #panicatthedisco #patd #panictour2022 #chicago #unitedcenter #concerts2022

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Everyone keeps bailing on me. 🙃😭

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Selling my FLOOR seat tickets to the #patd Chicago show! DM me! #panicatthedisco #panictour2022 #unitedcenter @PanicAtTheDisco

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That awkward moment when you wonder if your closest friends are going to remember your birthday or not.

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Is there anything sadder than having to throw away your favorite jeans because of the dreaded thigh rip? 🥲

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When your place of employment says and does things one way for others and then won’t for others is just 🤬🤬🤬 beyond pissed right now.

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Welp. Now I need something happy and light to get that out of my head.

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Do you want AIDS? This is how people get AIDS.

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We already know it’s not dead and there’s a part 2

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Beat the shit out of IT!