Mike Cohen (He/Him)

Founder of Wayne Technologies - a Sourcing on Demand / Contract Sourcing company. - Technology Evangelist - Data Nerd - Trainer - Conference Presenter - Batman

[Mike Cohen (He/Him) @BatmanRecruiter]

@USPS @USPSHelp - PLEASE tell your drivers to stop being so lazy they damage the box and product inside? It's not a long walk to the front door, if they can't or won't do it I need a new driver on my route. This is twice - third time you're paying for the damaged product.

[Mike Cohen (He/Him) @BatmanRecruiter]

I know it's a stretch @KChenoweth - but any shot you'd be available to say hi to a fellow alumni and Birdwell student after the show?

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OCU Alumnus shout to @KChenoweth - my wife Crystyl started at OCU the year you graduated and also studied under Birdwell! She'll be at your show tomorrow night!!!

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Got hit in the face by someone playing with a @joolapickleball paddle. Thanks for single handedly fucking up the sport with your stupid Gen3 paddles. Junior players getting hit in the face and pros getting body bagged 11 times in one match. You guys are the fucking worst.

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@joolapickleball Thanks for ruining Pickleball with your stupid illegal paddles you bullshitted into getting through inspection. Hope the money was worth the way you’ve fucked up the sport. At least you’re fucking up the game for all levels of players. You guys suck.

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@joolapickleball Got hit in the lip tonight by a player playing with your stupid Gen3’s! Thanks for making a paddle so powerful, junior players to control so they hit people in the face, and so powerful that pros are getting 11 body bags in one match. You’re The fucking worst.

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Hey @MonopolyGO - in Monopoly Deal, can you play a wildcard property as property color even if you don’t have any of them? Calling it as Blue let’s say, and then charging rent for a blue property even though you don’t own one already and therefore might not know what the rent is?

[Mike Cohen (He/Him) @BatmanRecruiter]

@dizzyfeet - please come back and fix SYTYCD. It’s gone way down hill. Even the video editor is lost. Showing random close up footage in a dance. Just keep the camera still and let us watch the whole dance from one angle. Generally disappointing drop in quality.

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@Mmmtoast_ @recleaguelegend @JackPosobiec They makes sense. You have no foundational understanding of the freedom of choice. I’d explain it to you but I don’t have crayons.

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Why is @DUPRpb so broken still? Anyone? Surely there’s a Data Scientist or ML Eng who can figure out a better algorithm.

[Mike Cohen (He/Him) @BatmanRecruiter]

Hey @FedEx / @FedExHelp - your site is broken. It's not recognizing a valid email.

[Mike Cohen (He/Him) @BatmanRecruiter]

Sourcing - VP of Customer Support https://t.co/QMkWZouA6C

[Mike Cohen (He/Him) @BatmanRecruiter]

Watching Squid Game The Challenge - and if you think your team / group has a rotten apple or a backstabber, watch episodes 8 and 9. I promise you that @Atolbie1 #278 is worse. The embodiment of the word "Selfish". Angry enough to tweet about it. Gross.

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@espn or @Yahoo for Fantasy Football? I find ESPN takes so long to update. I still can’t see my matchup for this week. If you’re planning a new league I highly suggest Yahoo instead.

[Mike Cohen (He/Him) @BatmanRecruiter]

@mattcharney What tool do you use/prefer for image creation?

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If you're feeling down or bad about yourself, you should watch the most recent episode of Southern Charm and look at @ShepRose. No matter who you are, you're a better human than he is.

[Mike Cohen (He/Him) @BatmanRecruiter]

Dear @iah - all the work you’ve done in the airport? Not effective. 30 minutes to get from Park N Go to Terminal C. “Change is coming”. Hopefully it’s not flying into IAH, gonna be a while…

[Mike Cohen (He/Him) @BatmanRecruiter]

Use AI & ChatGPT for Recruitment Automation https://t.co/Q0hUEMlOhf

[Mike Cohen (He/Him) @BatmanRecruiter]

The next Wolverine: @DanMacPherson … a ringer for the role. Can I get a thumbs up @RealHughJackman?

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@Humanheadhunter False.