Adam Smelser

I'm interested in things.

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Gandalf is my favorite. I want to be Gandalf when I'm old.

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Here lies andy; peperony and chease.

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I think the most confusing aspect of my new job is the mandatory paid volunteering.

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"I'm responsible." "I'm responsible too." "That's a lie." "It is, but I take full responsibility for it."

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@maria_ellen Actually, I'm told that this is a fairly
common occurrence at WKU.

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Another football mascot just ran into the classroom, erased some information on our whiteboard, and sauntered back out.

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There is a football mascot on a motor scooter roaming the halls; it stopped me entering the classroom, as it found its bike too big to pass.

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@rachierach10 you'll die
YOU WILL LITERALLY DIE, LITERALLY

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@kurtdehut that could be interpreted as a statement that those are great, and you miss them

and it totally counts
you love those trucks now

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At my new job, a lot of my coworkers are nerds. It's great; I've missed having nerds around.

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@jonnysun I say tomato, you say shut up, this is a library

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@reaganrowland i used to do that but then i died, multiple times at once, as a direct result. now i walk the earth, raising health awareness

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@andreasaur_lore And yet it's true. What's worse, I must co-write multiple papers with this individual. (Fortunately, he doesn't write much)

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"How goal is to get them as ready as possible before so."--excerpt from a paper written by an actual human being in one of my classes.

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Oddly enough, I actually miss having my research papers torn apart by Dr. Crispell.

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@iSHUTTdaSHERIFF i made five fake accounts, just for you

but not to follow you, though. they're going to reply to you in unsettling ways.

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@emmalbing I do. Wait, you mean the movie? What I have is the one ring of power. I keep forgetting to destroy it o:

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This is my first time since May 2012 to work in a setting with heat and air conditioning. I'm highly stoked.

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"I'm not righteous! I'm wrongteous."

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I like my women like I like my coffee: way too strong.