Batman Slander

Getting this fraud out of here. DM submissions. *parody account. in no way affiliated with Batman.*

[Batman Slander @BatmanSlander]

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[Brother @brotherstl]

Batman and Kim Possible had the same powers

[Ham3zery @lol_Ham3z]

Bruce Wayne be adopting orphans have them thinking they about to have a great life when in reality he about to train them in Hand to Hand combat to beat up the mentally ill at 3 am on a school night.

[Hookah Doncic @Pattric]

Batman a sports fisherman. He'll catch a bad guy, take pictures with him... Then release him back into the street so he can catch him again next week. He won't even kill anybody who tryna kill him

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Aye man I love Batman but the fact that his arch enemy has been giving him hell for 70 years in wing tip dress shoes never sat right with me

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

Batman will fuck a henchman’s spine up for simply trying to feed his family by putting some boxes on a truck for the Joker, but when the clown prince of crime get to murdering he wants to do things by the book

[that_guy_you_met_one_time @generatedhandle]

"and you're absolutely sure you don't want any help with the joker?"

[SEC, and CWC Champions @IOnlySayFacts]

If we being honest, Batman don't got enough prep time to counter an RKO from Randy Orton

[Lip Gallagher @tonestradamus]

Batman is the only superhero that couldn’t break out if he got locked up, he gotta just do his time and hope for an appeal.

[Scorpio King @DeetsbyDree]

I still find it funny that someone said if Batman & Kevin from Home Alone had the same amount of preparation time Kevin would wash Batman up 😭😭😭

[Batman Slander @BatmanSlander]

submitted by: @arfarfman21