Rahul Batra

Loves coding, reading, and gets frequent hunger pangs to own another fancy tech gadget!

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@zomato @zomatocare @deepigoyal Zomato is shameless. Doing absolutely nothing after "pretending" to ask for complaint details on DM. DM ki bhajiya tal rahe ho kya? Ab tak to wahi baasi ho gayi hogi. Wahi serve kar dena 2 ur customer. Usko bhi food poisoning ho jaayegi meri tarah.

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@zomatocare @deepigoyal
Paid a lot, got food gone bad,
One more bite and I’d be sad.
Messaged support, got no reply,
Zomato served trash at gourmet price.

Zomato Care doesn't care if its customers get food poisoning. Deaf support. Shame on you!

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@zomatocare Hi, I shared all the details yesterday itself. Any update on this, please?

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@zomatocare @zomato I ordered expensive food from your app, and one of items was stale, rotten and smelly - potentially leading to severe case of food poisoning - and your no good AI-based chatbot says: It's okay. What do you mean? Is it okay for a customer to die?

Shame on you!

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@Milkbasketin I've been following up with your team for an issue since April 13th. Have explained the issue 3+ times, and it gets auto resolved without anyone even contacting me. Has your CS team gone down the drain!!??

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@Milkbasketin My order of yesterday had half eaten grapes and the weight was below 400gm. Your support team has closed the ticket I raised on the app without even checking with me. What kind of sloppy customer support is this?

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

Road to success:
Step 1: Crawl Wikipedia
Step 2: Train Grok
Step 3: Launch Grokipedia ✅

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@Airtel_Presence My number is not working, and this is after 3 days of false promises, and fake assurances given by your CC team. Shame on you for treating a 20+ Airtel customer like dirt!

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

With billions of investment going into AI, I wonder why search boxes on all platforms are still so dumb?

I don't want image of "a dog eating an ice cream while sitting on a volcano". All I want is my search query to be corrected from"recipe for deserts" to "recipe for desserts"

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@mcdonaldsindia Against an order of Filet-O-Fish with double patty, and single Filet-O-Fish, and McSpicy Chicken Burger - you folks send me 2 measly ketchup pouches!!! Aap sharam aur kanjoosi se marr kyu nahi jaate please! 🙏 #misers

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@elonmusk X? This is still vague. Care to elaborate?

[Civic Opposition of India @CivicOp_india]

We received a disturbing video of a preschool where toddlers are left unattended in a closed room. A senior kid is seen hitting repeatedly a junior school. The school's name is Tenderfoot, Chikkalasandra, Bengaluru- 560061. Please don’t send your kid there! 🙏🏻 #childabuse

[Amit Batra @ABatra77]

My review of the @Sony Bravia 55 inch Google Smart TV KD-55X74K (Black) after 1 month of usage. Hint: You're going to be severely disappointed with the product quality.

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

This PJ is only for programmers / techies (others, please ignore):

Q: What is the favorite song of an Analytics Engineer?
A: Itni shakti humein dena Data...

Q: What is the favorite song of a Release Manager?
A: Ladki beautiful kar gayi Pull...

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

1. Open the Facebook app on your phone.
2. Wait for around 20 seconds for the phone to get hot.
3. Break an egg on the back of your phone.
4. You know the rest… and don’t forget to add salt and pepper according to your taste.

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

In the times of so much fog in Delhi/NCR, I just found a smoke-less way of cooking eggs (Greta, you’ll just want to marry me for this):

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

The cherry on the cake is that when I asked the agent to follow up with the Seller and get back to me when they get a response from the Seller, she told me to get in touch with Seller directly. Sorry @amazonIN, that's your job to get in touch with the Seller and help me out!

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@AmazonHelp Frustrating story: today I was chatting with your agent on an order which is running delayed by 2.5 weeks, and the agent resolved that query by sending me an email which said that the order was running delayed. You should probably relook into your hiring process!!!

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

The worst effing thing about masks is that you get to smell your own burp.
#gross #technicallythetruth

[Rahul Batra @BatraRahul]

@SwiggyCares @swiggy_in It has been 2 days since I raised a complaint with you, and I’ve not yet heard back from you. Disappointed! :-(

#ShameOnSwiggy #CustomerNonService