Chris Batsakis

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”

[𝕯𝖊𝖛𝕰𝖓𝖓𝖞 @ennycodes]

Every developer after the Claude Fable 5 release

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

"Okay Daddy, make 3,600 trades in Q1 based off political insider knowledge"

"Great, sue the IRS & settle for permanent tax audit immunity for the whole family"

"Okay now rub it in and tell Congress they shouldn't be allowed to trade stocks"

[Fozon Capital @FozonCapital]

@atrupar @MeidasTouch It would be nice if at least one Legacy Media Outlet would try to be honest for once in their lifetimes.

But I asked the impossible.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

This is outright theft.

Trump is stealing $1.7 BILLION of your money to set up a totally unprecedented, first-in-American-history political slush fund that he can use to dole out cash to win loyalty and favors for him and his family.

[Rash @rash_SV]

What in the actual fuck

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

Every fucking word this guy utters is a lie. You have to be one dumb moron to believe this charlatan

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

The hidden force:

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Chiryau Rana telling his coworkers at JP Morgan that the boss was forcing him to have sex with her

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[JazzBG 🇧🇬🇪🇺🇺🇦 @JazzBulgaria]

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

I take back my earlier tweet this is even funnier

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

Dianna Russini’s eldest son “Michael” meeting Mike Vrabel for the 1st time

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

This is legit one of the funniest clips of all time