Bellatrix Lestrange

...his last, best lieutenant...

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I have a really good feeling about today! :)

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@pottermore Going to Azkaban for 14 years in loyalty to a Dark Lord thought to be dead. Wait, #HufflepuffPride?! WHAT. NO. I MEAN. DAMN.

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The Order of the Pancake #replacebrandnameswithpancake

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The Pancake Eaters #replacebrandnameswithpancake #alreadyamember

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#replacebrandnameswithpancake The Weird Pancakes // The Pancake Sisters

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#replacebrandnameswithpancake Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Pancakes

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#WeAllGotThatOneFriend who is a homicidal maniac. OK, maybe more than one. Several. Dozen. Including myself.

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Twitter is telling me to follow @TomFelton, @EmWatson and @pottermore. Pfft. Muggle scum.

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#lifewaseasybeforeWeasleys

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"Don't make me Imperio you..." #HarryPotterpickuplines

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#100factsaboutme I hate owls that spam >:)

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#100factsaboutme 72. I take no prisoners. Except for when I do.

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#iftwitterwashighschool Death Eater Professors would Crucio you until you changed the # to reflect proper grammar #iftwitterwerehighschool

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Someone has to keep it real... I'm just crazy enough to do it! http://t.co/Pps9S1c

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Robbed I tell you! I'll show you a Fighter, Melissa Leo... #AvadaKedavra

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#youwillnevercatchme

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#scariestwordsever Naked. Snape.

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Harry Potter and the Oh You Just Wouldn't Get It #hipstersitcoms

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Now put the snake away... #5wordsaftersex

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Maybe that's because she's not a suicidal maniac, Bruno Mars?